Dumb as a bag of hair.
He is supremely untroubled as witnessed by his “high spirits” on the plane with reporters. None of it - including his job - has permeated his pin brain.
Wish I had cartoonist skills:
Trump:
That is not a chair!
That is not a cat!
This is not a nuclear bomb!
President Donald Trump on Sunday praised a new poll listing his job approval as the lowest of any president in the last 70 years as “not bad at this time.”
Becuz fake math of course.
What he obviously means is considering I colluded with Russia, 36% isn’t bad at all…
That’s gotta be the subtext, no?
Motherfucker is delusional. Advanced syphilis?
Trump will always have Paris at least.
the story of his life: constantly tries to obtain respect only to realize nobody likes him because they live in the present and not the 80s
If he had another brain it would be lonesome.
No one, except for the tabloid editors, liked him in the 80s, either.
36% is a passing grade?
“The Empty Ones can guarantee a day when the last…will die, a final zero to a collective history fully lived. It has appeal.
There is no outright struggle for power. It is all seduction and counterseduction, advertising and pornography…”
–Gravity’s Rainbow, Thomas Pynchon, 1973
Dim Son is so bright, after all
Kinda OT:
Donnie “Golf Score” Drumpf.
Low score is always good, right? Except for HRC votes and inauguration sizes.
Oral hemorrhoids, for sure—Russian origin.
Sure, at an Ivy. 
Why can’t a pool reporter shout, “What does failure taste like?”
