The laughing Q-tip. That’s perfect. Also used to clean out nasty places.
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These are still being made in the US by Kiddie Rides USA.
How did the WH miss this company?
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I can’t wait for “Indian Chief” week.
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Clear case of arrested development. Someone should just send him a box of those dvd’s of big trucks and construction equipment that are sold for 3-year-old kids. Might keep him occupied and out of trouble for a while.
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Ivanka’s fashions aren’t on display…wonder why
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Fireman, Indian Chief. Motherfucker is doing a Village People tribute one week at a time.
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I knew I could depend on you to get it. 
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Or any Trump suits/shirts/ties.
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But what he really wants for Xmas is a choochoo…
Fucking. Ridiculous.
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I remember when The Onion was parody.
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Off topic, but for some people in the DMV, this is the last straw:
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Does anyone know if he made siren-like noises?
I’m guessing that his daddy never let him act like a normal boy when he was growing up and now he’s acting out all of the fantasies of a five-year-old.
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Wait until Trump gets REALLY mad. Then he’ll show 'em!:
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Who’s a big boy? You’re a big boy!
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I can always see Jon Stewart doing his best Bush with hunched shoulders
He…He…He… Clearin’ Brush
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Oh, Donald. No matter how many props you use, you are never going to be cool and you are still a hated asshole.
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Tomorrow, he visits an Air Force Base
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This is the new shake-up to improve the image of the president? What next? Are they going to show Melania changing his Pampers, or is she too busy sipping mojitos with the pool boy?
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