Why not Director of National Intelligence?
…oh right, Oops.
And I didn’t think Trump had a sense of humor.
Are we on Candid Camera?
“Trump Picks Rick Perry To Run Department Of Energy”
This must be from The Onion or Borowitz, right?
Now we are really deep in the swamp! And if we are not careful it will be “oops, a radioactive swamp.”
Martha Graham is still rolling over in her grave.
Appalachian Mountaintop Removal Spring
It is unclear what experience Perry has that would prepare him for this role.
The only things that’s clear is that both of these fools think the Dept. of Energy has to do with drilling for oil from various places and putting the kibosh on solar panels.
It is unclear what experience Perry has that would prepare him for this role.
In a Trump administration "Oops" and nuclear weapons might be a natural fit.He’ll need Energy Secretary glasses and a double-aught spy coat…
And Behold! With Carson at HUD and Perry at Energy, Trump makes good on his promise to drain the morons from outside his Administration.
There are three reasons why not.
The first is that he’s a doofus.The second is that he wouldn’t grift nearly as much money in that position.
Bet you a dollar he shows up for the confirmation hearing in a grey skirt, low heels, with his hair in a 50’s secretarial bun. Rick is all about outfits.
Look on the bright side: if he takes the job, some day he’s likely to forget where he works and he’ll just stop showing up for work.
Hair Furor and Gov. Goodhair?
Attack of the bouffants.
Governors of TX don’t do jack with energy. That’s the realm of the mighty RRC (Railroad Commissioner). Those are some powerful dudes and they eat very very well.
Trump in charge of launching the nukes and Perry in charge of designing and producing them. What could go wrong?
Looks like he’s mastered the wide stance too.