This pic could be the basis for a caption contest.
I donât think theyâll do great. I think people are going to turn it on
for a couple of minutes and then fall asleep," Trump said. âI donât want
to say this in a braggadocios way, but a person at CNN and a couple of
other people said, 'We have to put Donald Trump in this debate. Weâre
going to die with it.ââ
But Donnie âŚyou are a braggartâŚwe all know it. You should face it too. Donnie, you canât run as a democrat and a republican. Youâve thrown your lot in with the idiots and you get to play with them.
So go play in the repub sand boxâŚonly check to be sure it was cleaned up after the neighborhood cats and dogs who visited it last night.
Donnieâs thinkinâ :
âWatch out Jeb, thereâs a cat turd in my hand!â
YeahâŚall that talking about actual issues should be a real snoozer.
That was Santorum. Now its on your hand, too.
Mike, we watch what Donnie says and does cuz it holds the same fascination a slow motion car wreck does.
There was a time not so long ago when serious people ran for President. Now weâve devolved to a stupidity powered clown car circus on one side and worry about an email server on the other.
Both sides should be ashamed about this.
The really depressing aspect of this is the press lets this shit go on. In any other election cycle I can remember (and my interest in politics goes back to 1956) the GOP slate would have been laughed out of existence long ago as not serious people.
Trump canât stand that other people are gong to be the center of attention for a few hours. He has got to try and make it all about him,all the time. LOL!
Wrong audience, Don. Weâre actually interested in reality-based solutions to non-made-up problems. Angry, arrogant bromides and empty faux-patriotic rhetoric are really more of a Republican thing. Which is why youâre running as one. And why weâre not that into you.
Without him ratings will be low.
Because thatâs the way you pick the President of the Republic, by whoever gets the highest ratings.
We truly are becoming Ideocracy.
No, Jeb. Your level of cool is way down here.
Well, he IS working for our side.
Some people say, they say, folks are saying, People say.
Dump is hearing shit, again.
Well, heâs right. Productive and intelligent discourse about nuanced topics is significantly less lively than watching a live telecast of a derailing train full of clowns being narrated by a gameshow host.
I think TPM might consider not devoting a separate column to each sentence Donald Trump spews out.
Respectfully submitted,
What? People will see candidates who are certifiably batcrap crazeeeee and thus fall asleep? We should be so lucky.
OK now Iâve decided, he know everything he says is total BS and is doing it just to show how ridiculous the whole election process. I know heâs not a great businessman, thatâs heâs gotten rich only because heâs a tad bit smarter than the other suckes born on other minutes, but even as stupid as he is, he could not be even more stupid and believe the BS he says. He knows itâs totally made up.
How do you like my Tai Chi, Donald? Wanna see my "Golden Cockerel Pisses on its Left Leg Pose?
edit: Sorry Doremus. Meant to be a reply To Little Girl Blue.
Ha, Trump might be right. But, if Dems are smart, they will absolutely attack Trump and the Repugs, it will be almost as if he was there. In effigy at least.
And that will be what the media focuses on and it will be spun, by Fox, et al., that the country WANTS a GOP candidate and the âboringâ Democratic Party isnât âengagingâ or âexcitingâ. Style over substance, itâs the low hanging fruit the media (and much of the country) chooses when it comes to election coverage.