If only Townes Van Zant was still around. Pancho and Lefty meets Q-Tip and Creamsicle.
Sounds like a Young adult novel: The Creamsicle and His Q-Tip
Trumpâs visit to the Dr. King memorial was as short as his review of the apartment applications from Black applicants. The only difference is he didnât mark a letter C on it.
Thatâs exactly two minutes more than either of them has ever spent recognizing Dr. King in their entire lives. Combined.
Oh dear. And the trash takers are furloughed.
Donât think itâs that long.
Well, weâre lucky it wasnât raining or we wouldnât have gotten that much.
The best tribute these two KKK wanna-bes could have given to MLK would have been to stay away and not soil his monument with their presence.
And Trump is probably mucho pissed that there isnât a monument to Robert E. Lee or Jefferson Davis in DC that he could have visited.
Didnât Seth McFarlane once say that Donald Trump is the only man in the world who screams his own name during orgasm?
Obviously they felt compelled to make a âtokenâ visit.
Doubtless someone on staff told him that was the least he could do. And he decided that was the most he was going to do.
Trump, Pence Honor MLK Day With Two-Minute Visit To Memorial
Still lasted 90 seconds longer than his usual hookup.
According to Stormy, itâs like a button mushroom. Oh, you mean time-wise. Who knows.
Trump was just lucky that it wasnât raining. We know how that affects him, especially for things he doesnât want to do anyway.
Honors MLK? Itâd be funny if it wasnât so tragic.
One kind of prefigures the other.
I donât think his racism makes any nod to history, or that he even knows much about it. Itâs just an instinct. And the only monument he cares about are the ones to himself. Iâll bet he has surveyors hired to go out tonight, and measure the height of that MLK statue. He will now insist on a Wall thatâs at least one foot taller.
The fact that he felt he had to make the visit at all means he is still tangentially connected to some sort of reality.
I dunno⌠the visit could also be just what it looks like: An intentional show of the least possible amount of respect for the day, indicating to his rabid white base that he doesnât give a shit about MLK. Itâs harder to dog whistle from the Oval Office.
One minute each?