Discussion: Trump Org Wishes Happy National Boss Day To 'Our Boys' Eric And Don Jr

Tonstant weader throwed up…aw ovew everwything.

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My company always celebrates its Large Adult Sons on twitter, too.

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And why can’t I stop seeing Mikey Day and Alex Moffat? What a couple of twerps…the Trumps, not the SNL guys.

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‘Our Boys’ Eric And Don Jr., or as they are more affectionately known, "the less motivated Menendez brothers."

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The photo makes me want to go back and re-read Hemingway’s “The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber”.

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You jackoffs need to book some standing lessons so you can learn to stand in an office without looking like Douchematic 3000 discount-priced androids.

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the ones the factory was forced into recalling after the defects in the logic function was discovered

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Focus grouped hated the faces, too.

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also absence of bellybuttons, and comment cards were filled out saying
“eyes don’t look as lifelike as other robot eyes in this price category.”

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Our Boys looked like this until plastic surgeons, hairdressers and dentists interceded.

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I was once driving through rural PA around Xmas time. In some small town they had a nativity scene - the usual stuff except the Blessed Virgin Mary was a department store mannequin. Big blue eyes, high cheekbones, stylishly svelte. She looked “hot” so to speak!
:sunglasses:

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the one on the left looks almost human

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My feeling is, that for that laudatory tweet, I bet internally, there were a dozen parody/hate tweets intra-office

If I was a secretary, I would have gone with “Congratulations on being sucecssfully ejected from the right womb.”

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Does Don Jr. actually have a job? He’s always tweeting from the campaign trail or on a hunting vacation in Montana with Kimberly Guilfoyle. I’m sure he’s getting paid, but does he do any real work for the Trump Organization?

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Words cannot express my contempt and hatred for these faux men. The leopard is a majestic beast. The trumps are majestic piles of shit.

Edited to correct spelling.

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Sir or madame, people who love to murder rare animals are contemptible, but at the risk of sounding a little school-marmish - it’s majestic with a ‘j’.

as the laziest commenter on this forum (use of lower case, not bothering with periods), it is hardly for me to correct anyone who shares my love of the big cats, I do it only so you can look better to others in your future arguments

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Yeah …

I’ve always at least tried to show some respect toward the bosses I’ve had …

Maybe cause I’ve never had any who have never worked a day in their lives —

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I appreciate your correction. I had just about the worst news I’ve ever had in my life today, and I just wasn’t paying attention. That said, I care seriously about grammar and spelling, and am grateful you took the time.

But seriously…what kind of an ass-hole can take joy from killing a beautiful, gorgeous cat like this? Leopards are endangered in Africa. Giraffes are slow-running, peaceful herbivores, but the trumps feel super when they kill them. Elephants? “Let’s cut off the tail and take it home to daddy!”

I have to stop.

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