Discussion: Trump Once Again Blames Mystery Hospitalized Senator For Repeal Failure

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he has some sort of cognitive disorder, and its betting worse.

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ā€œIf you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.ā€

Joseph Goebbels

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Trump: That’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it.

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Once the dickhead gets something into that empty space between his ears, it just falls to the base of his skull and lies there. He is unable to process new information, once something gets in.

His personal motto (well, actually, it’s applicable to pretty much all of the GOP) is ā€œmy mind is made up, don’t confuse me with the facts.ā€

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Trump’s imaginary friend. Been buds since childhood. Great guy. Always says yes.

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Trump is talking to an audience of one, explaining how mysterious uncontrollable outside factors are responsible for the bill’s failure. Not him, never him, never his party.

Crazy old man mumbling in the corner.

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FIFY (actually, UIFY – updated it for you)

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[quote=ā€œchelsea530, post:4, topic:62963, full:trueā€]
Trump: That’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it.
[/quote]Hey, it’s better than the truth.

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A question, though: is this the same Hegspeth interview just referenced in the Nicole Lafond piece about the ongoing NFL nonsense? The other piece indicates the interview ā€˜aired’ today, which perhaps implies that it was recorded earlier? It very much pains me to ask, but is it barely possible that the interview precedes the Cochran tweet? The interview comment remains nonsense, of course, but idiocy rather than senility might be the cause?

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Until I have Huckabee-Sanders ā€˜clarify’ it to the press.

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CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead!
LARGE MAN: Here’s one!
CART DRIVER: Ninepence.
BODY: I’m not dead!
CART DRIVER: What?
LARGE MAN: Nothing… There’s your ninepence.
BODY: I’m not dead!
CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he’s not dead.
LARGE MAN: Yes he is.

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One more basic thing that Trump can’t do: count.

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It’s like using a ball point pen on foil, no matter how you try and smooth it out, the impression remains.

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ā€œI won the game, it just doesn’t show up in the box score.ā€

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Whatsisname, the Senator from Bowling Green

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Never let a ā€˜good’ lie go to waste, right Donnie?

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The guy has a name. It’s My Friend Jim! He now hates Paris. Ustabee great.

WARNING: Worst song ever.
So bad it’s bad.

There’s a boy outside, his name is Rich…
Or…

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I was gonna write some snarky stuff about how you don’t know bad but…man. I lasted 37 seconds. The rap section was particularly awful.

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I’ve been collecting for decades and I dare anybody to name a worse song. Live Cold Turkey where Yoko is deliberately being obnoxious is awful. So’s a live Rhiannon, but at least the playing is good. I expect other nominations.

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