What are the chances Trump could point to Estonia on a map?
Maybe that’s why he made the offer - “a one way ticket to Palookaville”.
Poor Trump caught between two harpies…
Melania: You can screw my husband, but don’t sit on my airplane seat!
Would put her out of Bolton’s sphere …
She is Croatian, so this might be one of those Baltic/Balkan confusion moments?
Not if Russian tanks go merrily rolling into the Baltics someday soon?
Take it, Mira! Great country, great people, fun language, policies more modern than in the US in trade, taxation, etc. Also the site of some pretty spectacular money-laundering, so Trump would no doubt like to be kept in the loop.
We (Denmark and the rest of NATO) rotates troops and airplanes through Estonia, to prop up their defences…
@eggrollian and we (DK) do a mean moneylaundering…
Well, there goes my $20 pool pick on “Ambassador to Outer LostTheCatfightNowShuffleOffToSTFUpia”.
Oh that’s what seat Ricardel was trying to keep Melania out of, and probably as Bette says to reduce the cleaning bill!
The odds that Newt Gingrich’s wife would get the ambassadorship to the Vatican weren’t high enough?
Estonia isn’t your cup of tea? How about Mongolia? There’s many other openings on the menu:
Australia, Belarus, Bolivia, Congo-Kinshasa, Cuba, Egypt, Eritrea, Fiji, Honduras, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Ivory Coast, Jamaica, Jordan, Kyrgyzstan, Libya, Luxembourg, Mexico, Mongolia, Nauru, Panama, Qatar, Singapore, Somalia, South Africa, Sudan, Sweden, Tonga, Trinidad & Tobago, Turkey, Tuvalu, Venezuela, Yemen.
Me, I’d choose a nice low-stress one like Fiji or Ireland and avoid the shooty ones. Or if you want to be a player, there’s Turkey or Qatar.
That would be ambassador to Kyrgyzstan (can’t believe I’ve spelled that twice). Or Yemen (sorry about that air strike Ricardel, won’t happen again)
It would have been sweet if Preshitident Skanky-Manslut had offered Mira Ricardel the dog catcher opening in the American Embassy in Ljublajana, Slovenia, so that she could repent for her insubordination.
Mira Ricardel would have had the privilege of being on sacred hallowed ground and seeing first hand the streets where her nemesis, Melanija Knav, the First Stripper and Pornstar, walked and worked doing everything her man Preshitident Skanky-Manslut did in his personal Vietnam, but wearing lipstick, backwards and in high heels.
Mira could be a pilgrim in the clubs in which Melanija Knav was a wholesome family values christian conservative model and entertainer, the backrooms where there were many happy moments, the studios in which her award winning, blockbuster movies were made and the University where she got her world class architecture degree.
Why Estonia? Was Outer Mongolia already taken?
“failing upward”?? you’ve obviously never been to Estonia
Estonia! Well, if she picks that one she’ll be plenty far away from Melania so she won’t cause conflict.
This is like the diplomatic version of when Deniro or Pesci beat the stuffing out of a guy in a Scorsese flick and then toss a wad of cash on his crumpled body.
There’s a car in my neighborhood which has a sticker that says “Estonia Is Exciting!” Maybe Ricardel can report back and tell us why that’s so.
Spitting at the monitor! Thanks!