Eurasia has always been at war with Oceania!
Rump was Born on third base and feels robbed of a touchdown.
Good grief. Did the plaque give him the honorific of “His Excellency” or “Supreme Leader” or “Top Banana”?
It’s a good thing this could never happen with an election…
This kind of explains his obsession with the Nobel Peace Prize.
God, what a douchebag.
“Trump Named Winner Of His Own Club’s Golf Tournament, Though He Didn’t Compete.”
“Everybody gets a trophy (wife)!”
Guess he could always ask Obama for a re-match, too.
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
It used to be “everyone gets a trophy”.
Now its, “no one gets a trophy except tRump, and he’s so awesome he doesn’t even have to compete for it”.
Gives absurd meaning to how genuine losers like him are somehow winners.
We’re living in fucking bizarro world.
And this is TPM-worthy because…
His parents knew Trump wasn’t right- in-the-head. Instead of military school they should have had the courage to place him in an asylum: A nation could have been saved.
Country club Republicans will now storm the White House in a furious and tastefully dressed mob.
welp …
He really is a ’ hole in one ’ … without really trying —
You laugh…but this has to be true. Because I just saw it on the cover of Time magazine at Mar-a-Lago. Possibly you didn’t see it because it was a special edition one copy only?
I expect he will also be a model prisoner if not the greatest inmate of all time.