Here we go again- my penis is bigger than yours. Laudable act of leadership.
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I recently bought a couple of sweaters that cost a bit more than I might normally spend, but I really like their design and quality. So, if the bomb drops and I survive, I have something to keep me a little warmer while I die of radiation sickness during nuclear winter, and if I donāt survive, then at least I owned a couple of beautiful sweaters while I could still enjoy them.
A bit fatalistic, I know, but I donāt have any canvassing to do right now. I will canvass starting in the summer if we still have a democracy then.
But could he even push it with his tiny little hands?
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Thanks President Micropenis! You can go back to watching TV now.
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A doomsday gap!
This is what bullshit bluster gets ya.
Grow the Fuck Up, you Orange Meathead! You are putting us all in existential danger for no good fucking reason other than you have poor impulse control, are in way over your head in this job, and have no more authority than that of a common gnat.
This is not a game. You do not amuse anyone. You were a washed up Reality TV personality even before you got into office and youāre even more reviled now than you ever have been in your entire life. Keep choking that chicken you got. Its all you have left. I doubt that wife yours wants anything to do with you at this point. I suspect she canāt wait till heās out of office so she can divorce his sorry ass and take him to the cleaners, pre-nuptial agreement notwithstanding.
I hate this fucker. Rant over.
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Good joke, but it was already in Blood Brothers (1978).
It was one of the first movies I saw that was totally riveting and totally full of shit.
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Why wait? I think Melania would be lauded for doing it. Right.the.fuck.now.
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Worse. Every. Day.
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All of the tweets yesterday were essentially Trumpās reaction to returning to the White House after his golfing vacation. In other words, he laid clear that he absolutely hates being there.
While this one should be shocking, it actually only reveals what we have long knownā¦that Donald has absolutely no sense of boundaries. It is unfortunate that while Kim Jong Un IS the more stable of the two, he sent out a rather traditional North Korean bombast message at precisely the time when Donald was filled with rage about having to return from vacation, and thus drew his ire.
Now rest of the world (because our diplomatic corps are depleted and have been sidelined by Donald) will have to spend the next few weeks attempting to deescalate the situation.
I do however, firmly believe that if any other President, republican or Democratic, did something like this, that Congress would convene an emergency session, force a Constitutional crisis, and demand the President undergo a psychiatric evaluation. One this orange idiot would surely fail.
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I suspect there is a big bonus in there for waiting until Baron is an adult. And lets face it, she is clearly all about the money. That is why she married him in the first place.
Indeed, there is probably an incentive to wait until he drops dead so she can fight it out with Junior, Eric and Ivanka for an even bigger chunk of the estate.
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Honest to Godā¦a 71 year old man should not be making ājokesā about the size of his penis. Period. Nor poop jokes. No.
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No button, no button, youāre the button!
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Is fearless leader recalling his childhood games?
Honest to Godā¦a 71 year old man should not be making bad ājokesā about the size of his penis. Period. Nor bad poop jokes. No.
FIFY
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But her emailsā¦
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A Trumper I knew in grade school informed me this shows that weāre not going to be kicked around any more, that weāre going to be number one(!!) again. Number one what, I asked himādidnāt get an answer. How people can applaud a game of chicken with a nuclear-armed maniac is way far east of incomprehensible.
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Number one assholes on the planet. If we survive.
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[quote=āncsteve, post:56, topic:66869ā]
more humiliated [ā¦] with a single tweet[/quote]
The man has a gift, it must be conceded.
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