Discussion: Trump: My Administration Is 'Running Like A Fine-Tuned Machine'

“This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine, despite the fact that I can’t get my cabinet approved,” Trump said at a press conference. “I turned on the TV, opened the newspapers and I see stories of chaos. Chaos. Yet it is the exact opposite.”

Hahahaha!!! Snort!!! Hahahaha!!! Sure it is.

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“fine-tuned machine…”

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Didn’t know a Yugo could be tuned.

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Fine-tuned machine? It’s not even running as well as a playing card attached to a bike wheel with a laundry clip.

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Flynn: It is. I can vouch for it.
Putin: So can I.

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A fine tuned Ford Pinto!

Put, put, put…BOOOOMMMM!!!

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Is that chitty chitty bang bang?

Maybe it should be shitty shitty bang fuck up.

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A fine tuned machine on the highway to Hell

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If by fine tuned machine he means like the Keystone Cops . . .

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Interesting claim from the trumpet. I guess compared to all of his hotels and properties around the world, maybe the White House is running rather smoothly. Apparently his business empire is a disaster.

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Why is the crazy man yelling like that, Mommy? Look away, children – look away.

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Like a finely tuned machine?

He won’t need a Presidential library post completion of his term because I expect to see this Administration in the Museum of Unworkable Devices.

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http://www.theleonardo.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/rube-goldberg.jpg

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They really need to muzzle him. He is nuts and his dementia is showing.

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Yeah, like this one.

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Hell yeah it’s Chitty Chitty Bang Bang…I was stressing the imaginary nature of his “fine-tuned machine.”

I suppose this is probably a more accurate pick of analogies though for what kind fo machine we’re really talking about here:

http://content.adameve.com/cms/image/381898-386106-350x350.jpg

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Its running like some one threw a cheap xylophone under the hood of late model Lada and pushed it over a cliff…

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If he really believes that, and he probably does, what does chaos look like. My gosh, this is a sick man. I hope his new hires don’t sign leases for lodging or send out their laundry.

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