Seems legit. Give him the keys.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheeseburger today.
What a wuss.
One day…
“And I swear Mexico will pay for the wall, I swear right after I receive parole, that I will work intently with my people to make this so!”
J. Wellington Wimpy tells you to cease and desist for using his good name with any kind of reference to donnie trump.
“Mexico will be paying, in some form, for the badly needed border wall.”
With Trump, everyone pays “in some form” eventually. That coupled with ineptitude is pretty much his biography.
"… in some form." WEASEL ALERT!
Dude, just stiff the contractors like you always do.
Lousy way to make policy. Makes a pretty good song though.
Weasels refer to sneaky, untrustworthy creatures as trumpies.
Eventually,
but at a later date
Mexico will be paying
in some form
for the badly needed border wall.
Reads better that way. It’s still word salad fantasy bullshit shoveled for his fawning base.
Nope, totally not bonkers.
“Heeerrre’s Donnie!”
Okay, I’ll bite. Give me “February 30” and “in Monopoly money.”
On Sunday, however, Trump tweeted that Mexico would pay “eventually,” “at a later date” and “in some form” for his proposed wall. He did not specify a specific date or schedule for that payment, and did not say what kind of remuneration it would entail.
So, what he’s really saying is that the wall will get built “eventually” and there won’t be a gov’t. shutdown due to that and, instead of accepting cash, we’ll take enchiladas as payment. Uh huh.
And, STILL, the feral trumpers will buy it and fawn over his gross incompetence.
EDIT TO ADD: @irasdad You got it! That’s exactly what I was thinking when I saw it.
So basically “We hope Mexico gives us an in kind donation for this at some point. Maybe a couple of bottles of really expensive tequila? See how good I am at negotiating?”
Listen carefully to what Sessions says: there are a lot of ways that they can get the money together for this! Maybe so, but not one of them is to have Mexico pay for it, debspite the embarrassing and nonsensical hoopla you hear from Trump himself!
Sessions did not even argue this crucial point! Because he has literally nothing to say about it!
Mexico won’t pay for the wall, and the Senate Democrats will filibuster any bill forcing Americans to pay for it. Don the Con should collect from his oligarch buddies to build it. They can pay for it with advertisements on the wall.
Less and less energy - his stamina is depleted and he can only limply shake his fist at the neighbor’s Latino gardener.