Discussion for article #244022
I HoPE tHEY scheduled the DEBaTE For wHEN sheās NOt BLEeding OUT of her Whatever.
There will be blood.
Roger Ailes will have his finger on the remote control of her shock collar so she doesnāt ask any ātoughā questions like āIs your first name really Donald?ā
aND OTHER Similar āGOTCHAā qUESTions THE LAMEsTREAM meDIA LIKEs to USE TO Ambush Republicans.
āWhatās the āJā stand for, Jerk?ā
And then thereās Trump and his irrepressible mouth. He is certain to deliver some epic weapons grade derp his acolytes will love. More than likely his derp will be directed at some critically important voting block and the GOPers will love it. But who hasnāt he insulted yet?
Retards, midgets, and Jews I think.
Thatās a start but the pickings are getting slim as to who to insult that he hasnāt already. I think itās guaranteed Trump will say something waaaaaaay off the charts because itās worked to his advantage so far. Not that it makes him any kind of a better candidate or anything.
Maybe heāll go the way of Andrew Dice Clay. You know, when it all becomes boring and offensive, finally.
Glad to see the shift key is workinā, Eustace. I was afraid ā¦
Iām hoping she gets stressed about it, gets drunk, then staggers out and tells him how pathetic he is in the cruelest, most hurtful possible way in a coast-to-coast live TV expletive-filled rant and he completely freaks out and the whole thing ends in an nightmare of supernatural destruction like the prom scene in āCarrie.ā What can I say? Iām an optimist.
[from his website]
Andrew Dice Clay
MAR 1 FRI
Andiamo Celebrity Showroom
Warren, MI
08:00 PM
Canceled
Golden Nugget
Atlantic City, NJ
You know itās tough to make a living as a comedian, especially when youāre not funny and, although youāve got a gig at the Andiamo Celebrity Showroom in Warren, Michigan in March, your close-to-home gig gets cancelled.
Stupid white people. Heās saving them for last, after he loses.
He was almost funny for a while and was scheduled for SNL just as people had had enough and his stand up was wearing thin. So he opens on SNL and talks about his new girlfriend and how he popped her cherry - and no one laughed. It was cringe worthy.
MattinPA: and the whole thing ends in an nightmare of supernatural destruction like the prom scene in āCarrie.ā What can I say? Iām an optimist.
hey, iād tune in for that. if you recall, there was a whole lot of blood flowing in that carrie scene. trump would probably have a real icky, hopefully gut-wrenching reaction.
Didnāt he already do that when he asked something like āAre Iowa voters really that dumb?ā ā¦ in regards to Carson, I think ā¦ maybe they are and didnāt realize they were insulted.
Megyn should be really nice and deferential to Trump and ask him extremely easy questions to soothe his ego until he realizes there is just the hint of a smirk on her face. A smirk that says to the millions of viewers: Yes. He is that stupid.
Kelly doesnāt even have to go this far out, she only has to ask what he thinks about Cruz being the likely winner in Iowa making the short- fingered vulgarian A LOSER, and thereās nothing worse in his narcissistic world.
Blood most certainly would spurt! ā Out of his eyes, blood vessels bursting and all.