Discussion for article #246510
Yeah thatâs it. Trump gets audited for making change out of the collection plate.
Terrorists: Trump is right; we are audited every day by US govt due to our belief in The Almighty.
who knew?
being an asshole is a religion and not a lifestyleâŚ
Maybe you get audited because youâre a known cheat and a con artist? That would be a slightly more likely reason for the IRS to audit someoneâŚ
I can just imagine the joy inside Trumpâs brain as he calculates whatâs the most unbelievable thing he can say and get away with. I think it gets him high.
There is nothing in Trumpâs statements that indicate he is a strong Christian. The same is true for Cruz.
Maybe he needs a new straightjacket?
Who is that sitting behind Bob Guccione? Caligula?
MehâŚpeople with brains know heâs full of shit, but remember, heâs going after âThe Ted Cruz Evangelical Voterâ
It doesnât just happen; it takes (God-given) talent and hard work!
[***Trump: Maybe I Get Audited Because Iâm âA Strong Christianâ***]
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHâŚ~deep breath!~ âŚHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rubio nailed him with the line about watch salesman. Meme coming⌠âWould you buy a used watch from this man?â
Trump? Strong Christian?? Bwahahahaha!
Well yes⌠All of the strongest and bestest Christians ⢠have lots of money.
What a weirdo. Trump is as religious as Madalyn Murray OâHair.
So release the returns and let everyone see just how generous you are with your tithing! And no, in the FundiGelical circles, giving 10% of your total income to non-church charities doesnât count - theyâre ALL about the 10%
My guess? Rump hasnât given money to any churches in the past 10 tax returns.
My guess is that Donald âthe draft dodging cowardâ Trump is audited so often is that he is a known and blatant tax cheat.
Now, how hard was that?
âWell, maybe because of the fact that Iâm a strong Christian, and I feel strongly about it. And maybe thereâs a bias,â Trump responded.
I think Heâs being audited because He represents the Second Coming.