Stop it with the “considering” stories. They have been leaking this distractions every week since he has been in office, sometimes several times a week. And the press bites each and every time.
Not saying he won’t, because who the fuck knows what the idiot will or won’t do? But every story that is “considering” should be tossed in the trash immediately, all across America’s press rooms.
JUST IN: Trump is considering stripping naked, lathering himself up with honey and attempting to have sex with a bear on national television.
May? MAY? This would piss so many people off that we can predict less Mazeltov (sic) and more Molotovs.
In other news, Israel announced today that it was moving the capital of the United States to Miami. An anonymous spokesman said, “We’ve been debating between New York and Miami for a long time. We finally decided that Miami should be the capital because of the climate. When Miami goes under water, we may move it to New York. Washington? Meh – It’s a swamp.”
I would love to see him get his comeuppance if he tries to grab a bear by the p***y.
Well, we know its going to be a really big bear. The biggest. Nobody has ever seen such a big bear 
Exactly what I would expect from der Furor, a man to whom thought is foreign, and deep thought as as alien as deep space.
And molotov to you, comrade.
Donnie has watched “Titanic” far too many times, he thinks he’s King of the World.
Wow, Putin’s plan to discredit the US, destroy all our alliances and weaken our military and diplomatic power in this world is paying off big time. Vladimir has such a willing and eager group of US traitors at his beak and call who continue to do exactly what they are told by Mother Russia.
Donald must have flipped Communist years ago and has enjoyed putting on such a show that he was a loyal, patriotic American for the Conservative Movement. They bought it. Hook, line and sinker. It’s the ultimate Con Man’s dream? The ultimate treason.
He’s king of deceiving himself and treason, alright.
Bibi has a lot of explaining to do now that he’s obviously working in tandem with Russia.
mindful that doing so could set back his aim of forging a long-elusive peace agreement between Israel and the Palestinians
FFS He’s likelier to fly to the moon by flapping his arms than he is to forge any peace agreement. Normalize away, AP, it’s what you fuckers do best.
I would prefer this.
I know, right? What is there to sabotage at this point?
Well, we don’t know, Jared might be just on the verge of inking that long-elusive agreement. It was certainly on his to-do list last I heard. They wouldn’t have mentioned it until it was done, though, regarding highly as they do the virtues of prudence and modesty.
Trump May Fuel Middle East Tensions
“Hey you towel head - and you, with that stupid round hat on your head sit down around the table and lets talk business. Here’s some ham sandwiches in case anyone gets hungry - they’re just as good as the ones I served those Coast Guard guys believe me. Now, first, I’d like to thank you for all the money we’ve made from both of you as armament buyers…”
It’s not one man who’s committing this treason - it’s the body of the senate and congress. they know he’s crooked and in bed with the russians against america’s best interests, yet they are keeping them there anyway