Well… duh. He’s incompetent at everything.
He kept putting his tongue on poles and posts, too, an nuthin!
The sun doesn’t tell me what to do. Fuck the sun. I’m the President of the Free World!
It looks like it took a total solar eclipse to get Trump to stop tweeting.
There is none so blind as he that will not see. Except, maybe, for he who is too dumb to learn not to look directly at the sun.
Anything to discredit science…
Trump
noun
A special kind of stupid.
Who knew not staring into the sun was so complicated?
Should I start my stopwatch to time how long before he takes credit for it?
“Scientists warned during the lead-up to the eclipse that looking directly at the sun during the phenomenon could result in permanent eye damage…”
There is much controversy around the issue of staring into the sun with the naked eye.
Science has yet to reach consensus, and questions remain.
The jury is still out.
Mister President:
Scientists have determined it is unsafe to stick a metal fork in an electric socket.
The above pic of Trump reminds me of a dumb version of daVinci’s John the Baptist…
I hope he stared at it long enough to cause a problem.
Glasses are for cucks.
Obama never did an eclipse. We did an eclipse. The best eclipse.
I bet the glasses say ‘Trump’ on the nosepiece in itty-bitty gold letters. And Whiny’s have the presidential seal on them
Don’t worry, folks. No loss of vision at risk here.
He’ll claim it as an accomplishment tonight…