Discussion: Trump: 'Lindsey's A Friend Of Mine...At Least For The Last 6 Months'

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“Lindsey’s a friend of mine,” Trump said. “At least for the last six months.”

Translation: Ever since Sid McCrashcup went home to die Lindsay and his neon-fuschia Flex Straws have been regular visitors to the White(s Only) House.

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Akin to the renewed Trump/Cruz bromance after their severe falling out…

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In other words, more groveling, please.

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Trump to Graham: Bring your knee pads.

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“Lindsey’s a friend of mine,” Trump said. “At least for the last six months…”

“…ever since Vlad handed over the intercepts.”

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This was pretty funny. Loyal Lindsey just had shade thrown at him and after debasing himself in public for this person I hope it stung like hell

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There must be some sort of blackmail going on because even Lindsay is smart enough to know no one stays friends with Trump for long. That loyalty is only a one way street. Really can’t think of a more innocent explanation.

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What happened 6 months ago??

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Implied: “For Now…”

Lindsey - gonna have to work harder, spin faster, growl more loudly, and grovel away any last vestiges of self-dignity and/or shame.

Sort of like walking on broken glass.

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"It all began at that golf game where I passed on to Lindsey a funny story that my friend Vlad told me.

Lindsey appreciated it so much, he forfeited, and even handed his balls over to me. I keep them in my pocket to this day!"

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First the I don’t drink stuff and now this? Trump’s the Shecky Green of DC now.

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Dang, Trump is really edging the goal post backwards on Kavanaugh. Do you think maybe he is no longer confident that Brett will get the pass.

Typical changing the story, slowly and subtly. He is going to gaslight everyone into thinking he was completely impartial and skeptical by … at this rate, the end of Wednesday.

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tRump has friends??

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Trump announcing a vote of confidence for Lindsey at the same time sending a message to Sessions who was probably a friend for 2 months.

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Are you satisfied with your transaction, Mr. coequal-branch-of-government Senator Graham?

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Dear Lindsey,
ETTD

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This is why evangelicals stick with him:

"And behold, a man with the emotional temprament of an 8th grade girl will rule over thee.
Jezebels and harlots shall be his companions.
The scarlet whore of Rome shall be advised by the third helpmeet of the thrice-married.

And the seventh seal was broken, and there emerged therefrom a PENCE, who was a pale horse. And on this horse rode disease, whose mein resembled that of a Cruz, only not half so punchable."

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