Discussion: Trump Laments His Crowd Size Is Maybe Smaller Than Some Popular Guitarists

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I live in Orlando. Poor, poor, pitiful us. They are closing down all kinds of roads in the downtown area. for this non-event.

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Cultists are just so, so weird.

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Trump’s crowd sizes are smaller than unpopular guitarist’s crowd sizes, too.

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Well, I know Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton both suffered major attendance losses after they screamed that Hillary Clinton should be locked up and called Mexicans rapists and murderers.

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“The line of MAGA-backers towing tents and sleeping bags had grown to 250 people by Tuesday evening, the Sentinel reported.”

That’s not even half the number of people who line up for the new iPhone. By the time Donnie gets to Orlando, that number will be inflated 29-fold

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Ya mean like Ted Nugent?

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I can guarantee that Trump’s perp walk will have 20,000,000 spectators.

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Well, see, the thing is, you can’t talk the music out of a guitar, you fakeass loser. You have to go out there and play it. And when people can, when they catch that fire in their spirits, it moves you. Any real musician is a gift from the muses. Don’t compare yourself to musicians, you worthless waste of space.

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Don’t those people have jobs?

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Allow open carry, get 'em liquored up and advert a libtard round-up at half time.

I’d pay to see that spectacle.

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A caravan of septic tankers from across rural America should be trucking down there to greet them properly.

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Coincidently - 29% is trump’s popularity number in Orlando.

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My wife and I were due to leave for an errand yesterday…

And then a long version of Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag came on.

Rhythm…check
Groove…check

we were 10 minutes late.

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On the one! Hunh!

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Something ironic about Trump appearing at a venue named for Amway.

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Now we know the truth: Trump has crowd envy.

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The news isn’t all bad - the trump baby balloon is supposed to be in Orlando today at a counter-protest three blocks away.

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The Amway Center holds 18,500 for standard events, likely a few more in an SRO status. Mark it, Trump will announce from the podium there are more people outside wanting entry than there are inside for the rally. He’ll claim there are 50,000 that wanted in but couldn’t get tickets.

He once claimed he was going to hold a rally in Jerry Jones’ Cowboy stadium. It holds 100,000 people. That fizzled. The thought of empty seats on national television terrified him. Hence his rallies in venues of 5>8>10,000 seating capacity.

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The line of MAGA-backers towing tents and sleeping bags had grown to 250 people by Tuesday evening, the Sentinel reported.

Half are probably unemployed while the other half are on social security disability or some sort of public assistance. And of course enjoying the health protections of Medicaid or Medicare. Hope they brought all their meds and CPACS with them. What a crowd. You know there’s going to be at least one stand-ya-ground incident before they get them all inside. Fucking bunch of taco stained Best Grandpa and You Can Grab MY Pussy tee shirt wearing idiots having their moment. Yeah, ‘Deplorables’ is probably the best description. And the MSM will be reporting on this event obsessively. Can’t we do better?

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