Discussion: Trump Keeps Trolling: I Woulda Beaten Obama, Might Run In 2016

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Megalomaniac doesn’t even sum up this waste of the amazing mix of oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus that make up the human body, considering he is even human. (I guess there weren’t any joe scarborough memes for weekend fillers.)

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Un huh … right after the last monkey flies out of your ass!

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He isn’t going to run and he would lose now or back then to any candidate that ran against him. He knows that.

As the old saying goes…Donald…only your Mama loves you and she could be jiving too.

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He has got to keep name in the headlines. It helps the ratings of his TV show. That’s what his annnouncemets are all about. He will never actually run for president. Its kinda sad that a lot people can’t see that, and actually take him seriously.

P.S. I could have beat Obama also.

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“I was leading in every poll” … well there’s the proof of senior onset dementia. Besides that, this is one hell of an ugly man!

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Well one thing you can take credit for and say you won.
Filed how many bankruptcies and screwed how many people out of how much money you owed to them?
To stupid to be President of anything and be successful unless you consider gutter crawling a world class sport.

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Going out to you, Don…

I hear you on the radio
You permeate my screen
It’s unkind but if I met you in a scissor fight
I’d cut off both your wings on principle alone
On principle alone

Hey megalomaniac, you’re no Jesus
Yeah, you’re no fucking Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, maniac
Step down, step down, step down

If I were your appendages
I’d hold open your eyes, so you would see
That all of us are heaven sent
And there was never meant to be only one
To be only one

Hey megalomaniac, you’re no Jesus
Yeah, you’re no fucking Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, maniac
Step down, step down, step down
Step down, step down, oh, step down

You’re, you’re, you’re no Jesus
You’re no Elvis, you’re no Jesus
You’re no Jesus, you’re no Elvis
You’re no answer
Step down, step down
Step down, step down

Hey megalomaniac, you’re no Jesus
Yeah, you’re no fucking Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, maniac
Step down, step, step down
Step down, oh, step down
Oh, step down, step down

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The appetite of Trump’s ego knows no bounds. His self-promotion is growing more and more pathetic.

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OK, here’s a brain teaser. Try to think of someone who is:

  1. a bigger asshole than Donald Trump and

  2. not a mass murderer.

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Well that was a good laugh this morning

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You got me

I got myself. Take Hitler and Idi Amin out of the equation and it becomes a stumper.

I thought his show was cancelled years ago. Is it still around?

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Donnie thinks that if he hadn’t been born
people would wonder why.

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Trump would be lucky if he could win a race for dog catcher in New York. The Donald needs to get back on his medication, he’s delusional again.

Yea its still around. They changed the name to “The Celebrity Apprentice,” instead of just “The Apprentice.” You don’t know, whats wrong with you (-:

What a joke. An orangutan for president?!

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TRUMP: “I was leading in every poll…”

Des Moines Register: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…Ok…NEXT!

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Trump is so consistently and so unselfconsciously racist that I’m guessing his supposition that he’d have won is based on the notion that a black guy shouldn’t be able to win a national election.

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