Discussion: Trump Keeps Spouting Conspiracy Theories About Migrant Caravan Headed To Border

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ā€œAnd now if youā€™ll excuse me, Iā€™m going to find a crowd of dimwits in Texas who eat this shit for breakfast,ā€ he added.

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The MAGA types are being whipped by the Russian trolls into believing this is the work of the Dems and George Soros. They are also blaming Joe Biden for wanting to open Americaā€™s borders. Believe me it is Bizarro World. When you ask them why the Democrats would sponsor the caravan they claim it is intended to whip up the Democratic base before the midterms. You ask why and they say because Fox News.

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Wait a minute! Are these the SAME unknown Middle Easterners who killed Khashoggi? How long until Fox comes up with a grand unifying theory?

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If anyone is ā€œsponsoringā€ this caravan, my guess is the Koch Brothers and/or Sheldon Adelson.

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I havenā€™t paid attention to the current location of this ā€œcaravanā€ (can a walking group be called a ā€œcaravanā€?), nor to its average walking speed. But has anyone calculated exactly how many days prior to the election this group of all the presidentā€™s bogeymen will knock at our border, whipping the deplorables into a froth?

I assume around a week, but Mexicoā€™s a big country. If it takes too long, the Texas GOP may have to go give them rides under cover of darkness.

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Wait until lardass hears there are sharks in the caravanā€¦

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Liar, f_ckinā€™ liar!!

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Is Chaos Theory controled by a Grand Unifying Theory or is there a paper, scissors, rock thingy going on here?

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Iā€™m not a conspiracy indulger, but it would not surprise me to learn there are R-connected operatives behind or at least encouraging the ā€˜caravanā€™. As we can see, it plays way better on the fear-and-hate side of the aisle than in bleeding heart landā€¦ and then thereā€™s Trump accusing Dems of fomenting it, which historically has a good chance of meaning Republicans are behind it.

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Ha! I think youā€™ve got them dead to rights!

With this administration, however, it may be a rousing game of hammer, sickle, kompromat.

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Depending on which route they take itā€™s 1300-1500 miles from the southern tip of Mexico to the US border. Someone on another thread figured 20 miles a day, so about 75 days.

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Or we could go with the Big Bang version:
It was last mentioned in The Rothman Disintegration. As Sheldon explains, ā€œScissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.ā€

But I know Fox viewers arenā€™t up to dealing with five elements.

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In that case, I assume they will have to do something to really gin this thing up. I assume they will go with some sort of intra-caravan brawl proving that MS-13, Satan, and Nancy Pelosi are trying to unite and destroy Chick Fil-A and Lee Greenwood or something.

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There is one thing you can count on with Trump - the most flawless projection ever. He keeps saying the Democrats and George Soros are behind the caravan, you can be damn sure the ratwing is behind it somehow. Heā€™s telling us that with this bullshit. He always does.

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My theory is that Trump or one of his allies are behind the caravan, Republicans are the main beneficiaries of whipping up anti-immigrant hysteria .

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Iā€™m betting one of his allies.

Probably all it would take to start these people up would be the right wild story. And the more of them who decided to undertake the journey based on the story would be a catalyst that would swell their number.

This is accelerated. Between this and the promises of a 10% middle-class tax cut PRIOR to November leave me with one conclusion: He is fucking TERRIFIED of the midterms.

Also, give the MSMā€™s abject failures in the manner in which they cover the migrant caravan, is anyone starting to get a tickle in the back of their brain that the GOP and/or Russia were involved? Seriously, the GOP couldnā€™t ask for coverage more favorable to their narrative.

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scroll up. hahahahahahaha

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