Probably a good idea.
All the stories are fake though, of courseâŚ
Boy , that Donnie sure is a jobs creator. For lawyersâŚ
Keith Olbermann Digs up Old Trump Tweet That May Confirm He Knew Don Jr. Met with Russian Lawyer
Coincidence? Itâs possible. But the timeline checks out.
The first tweet Trump sent after the meeting between Manafort, Don Jr. and Veselnitskaya happened to also be the first time Trump mentioned former Secretary of State Hillary Clintonâs âmissing 33,000 emails.â
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HmmâŚTrumpâs very 1ST tweet about HRCâs âmissing 33,000 emailsâ appears to be from 6/9/16, after Manafort, Kushner, Don Jr met the Russian
4:00 AM - 10 Jul 2017
Futerfas? No, seriously. Whatâs his real last name?
Nothing to see here Move along
Always a good impetuous for Lawyering up
Running scared the whole lot of them
They know theyâre dirty.
They just thought the rest of the country was as stupid as their voters, blind to the Grifting
It gets worser and worser. Poor TrumpsâŚ
Sounds like a trumpster kind of guyâŚ
When youâre in the amount of trouble Trump Jr is in, you donât hire a criminal attorneyâŚyou hire a CRIMINAL attorney.
And what is Alan Futerfasâ connection to Putin and/or the Russian mob? All the other lawyers seem to be connected, so it is not unreasonable to suspect that this fellow is, too.
Whaaaaaatttt??? I thought only guilty people had to hire lawyersâŚor some such rot.
Yeah. Even the lawyers have to get lawyers.
For realâŚ
ETA: like this one.
ââŚRussian election meddlingâŚâ
Since we know the GRU attacked government systems in 39 statesâŚ
Can we just call it what it was, âa Russian military attack on the United Statesâ?
BecauseâŚyou knowâŚnobody ever referred to âJapanese naval meddlingâ at Pearl Harbor in 1941.
So how many people involved in the Trump campaign have criminal attorneys now? Anyone keeping score?
Donald Trump Jr. hired criminal defense attorney Alan Futerfas on Monday.
Alan Futerfas is an anagram of snafu fart ale. Drink up, Junior!
Itâs also an anagram of elf fart sauna. Hey Junior, if you canât take the heatâŚ!
In '16, Futerfas represented the son in a drug case involving an entire family that ran a drug ring out of the familyâs Queens based pizza shop. He counseled the son to turn on the dad in order to avoid jail time. Foreshadowing?
Heâs from the Covfefe Futerfasâs of South BostonâŚ
Wow, that must be some sort of record. In less than 24-hours from ânothing to seeâ to hiring a criminal lawyer.
Even KAC canât scrape the crap off of this story. Looks like âLittle Donnyâ is going to be the first to take the fall for the Trump Crime Family.
âIf we had just stayed in NYC, no one would be the wiserâ, he sobbed on the bus to Otisville.