He waited until the second sentence to tell us about his many Mexican friends and employees.
Presidential!
Trying to put it to bed before the primaries tonight, but I donât think it will sleep that soundly.
Note that the only ârulingsâ that have been made are a denial of summary dismissal and the decision to release of âThe Art of the Conâ documents.
âIt is unfortunateâŚâ no responsibility taken. Not even a âsorry if I offendedâ crapology.
I do not intend to comment on this matter any further.
Suuuuuuure.
How long do we give him on this adorable little promise? Seven hours? Two days? Eighteen minutes?
I hope this calms everything down. I really donât want to see him blow this before the convention when there would still be a chance - however slim - of nominating someone else. After heâs the actual, rather than presumptive nominee, then we can take him down and watch the wheels completely come off the racist, homophobic, sexist pile of lying greedy bastards train wreck that is todayâs GOP.
The Wit and Wisdom of Fuckface Von Clownstick
Gah!!! Give TweetySue a couple minutes to rest his thumbs
Is he measuring his Junk for us in that picture?
Not in the playbookâŚ
No Trump voters
No stenographers
No creative surrogates
Donnie, your comments have not been misconstrued â except, perhaps in your own psychotic universe. Frankly, I think Judge Curiel would be acting well within his prerogatives to hold you in contempt of court and give you a few days or weeks hospitality in the custody of Federal marshals. But the judge too conservative a jurist to do something like that.
Donnie, aside from your deliberate attempt to once again raise the ire of your bigoted supporters, you are clearly trying to litigate you case in the media. You should be ashamed! But clearly you have no shame.
And yes, a judgeâs fairness can be questioned: in court, by your attorneys, with a motion to recuse. But then the rules donât apply to the great Trump, do they?
Donald, Donald⌠if you have to explain yourself, youâre losing! You of all people ought to know that.
Besides, it didnât explain anything anyway.
IANAL, but I believe there are formal procedures in place that Trump could follow if he believes the judge in his lawsuit is biassed against him. Funny how he doesnât seem to have tried any of those but insists on bloviating in public. Why, itâs almost as if heâs just using this to inflame the knuckle-dragging bigots whose votes he wants!
Trump: âI love the poorly educated!â
So that explains Trump University.
It is also fair to say you are still a racist.
Throughout this stunningly disingenuous diatribe, Trump refuses to mention that the suveys he now uses as proof of Trump Universityâs success were neither anonymous nor completed in privacy. Instructors stood over students as they filled out the questionnaires and guaranteed the students that future access to the secrets of Trump U were contingent on their writing a positive evaluation. That is somewhat less than convincing evidence of Trump Uâs stellar performance record.
âTrump said he would not offer any further comment on the judge or the case against Trump University.â
Oh yes he fucking will. I guarantee it.
Now that weâve put all this misunderstanding and unpleasantness that was totally not The Donaldâs fault behind us FOREVER, Mr. Trump has other thoughts of a very Presidential nature on his mind! Listen now you will!