Discussion: Trump: It’s ‘Too Inconvenient’ To Follow Cellphone Security Protocol

Condoms were too inconvenient as well apparently. There’s a pattern forming here. Hmmm. Something about arrested emotional development comes to mind.

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Asshole. Why doesn’t he just give everyone the nuclear codes in his next text message? As a functional democracy we are already so screwed the longer this moron remains in power.

He’s so fucking irresponsible, with people dumb enough to support him being led down the garden path…and coming from someone that loves gardens, I’m sorry to have to tell y’all, that’s not a good thing.

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Imagine how Congress would react if a Democratic Presi–
Oh, never mind. Besides, there is no reason to hack into a phone used by a person who will invite foreign adversaries into the Oval Office and tell them anything they want to know.

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Are his phones made by ZTE by any chance?

Protecting the security of the U.S. Not a presidential or Republican thing anymore - except, of course, unnecessarily keeping out immigrants and backing out of nuclear deals that are working.

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Gardens are way too inconvenient. Waiting for gardenias to bloom, jeez, I want results NOW!

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Paying people what they’re owed: inconvenient, wearing condoms when having sex with porn stars right after your wife has had a child: inconvenient, authorizing the federal government to actively pursue any and all attempts to interfere with our internet, especially Russia: неудобный, reading more than a page long daily national security briefing: inconvenient, watching five hours of cable news coverage a day: inconvenient (just kidding, that’s “executive time”), being deposed by Mueller: inconvenient, being deposed by Avenatti: inconvenient, not being able to golf at least twice a week: inconvenient, having to accomplish something in North Korea before being able to accept a Nobel Peace Prize for his amazing negotiating accomplishments: inconvenient, treating our historical allies with respect: inconvenient, obeying the emoluments clause of the Constitution: inconvenient, selling American influence to foreign governments to the highest bidders without getting caught: inconvenient and winning the presidency instead of losing and getting to create his own Sinclair Media empire on the “stealing” of his election: inconvenient.

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In other words being the President of the United States is “inconvenient”!

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Hilary said something similar about her email server.

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Actually, Trump’s position makes sense.

Since he tells Putin everything anyway, it doesn’t matter whether they also listen to his calls.

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Hackers, what are you waiting for?

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I remember back in the days of irony, when we could say something here about emails and Hillary.

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Something tells me they haven’t waited.

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Right, plus there’s always the tendency to want to shield one’s communications from public scrutiny.

Wasn’t right or even lawful when she (and several of her predecessors) did it, and it’s just as wrong now.

Never mind the security part of it. This is one of the laziest human beings who ever lived. He simply refuses to do anything that resembles work.

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Luckily, POTUS does not pay attention to classified briefings, preferring Fox and Fiends as an Intel source, so the likelihood that a foreign intel agency will gain any useful info by hacking his phone is nil.

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The logical conclusion of “the president knowingly and regularly communicates over unsecured devices” should be that “any critical communications received via the president’s unsecured device must be authenticated by other means”.

Am I being too clever by half?

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Trump finds it too inconvenient to use secure phones one day.

The same day he complains about being “spied upon”.

You can’t make this stuff up…

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Trump: It’s “Too Inconvenient” to Tell the Truth.

Aides have encouraged the President to swap out his Twitter cell phone at least once a month, but he repeatedly breaks with precedent and ignores the guidance.

Because Donald Trump has been a skinflint for his entire adult life. However, sources inside the White House have confided that Chief of Staff John Kelly has arranged a series of Saturday soirees between Trump and EPA Chief Scott Pruitt, the purpose of which will be for Pruitt to make Trump more receptive to lavishly spending taxpayer money on weekly replacement of his Gold Plated cell phones.