My favorite tweet so far but the day is still young. G&S fans will appreciate bigly:
I am the very model of a genius stable President
— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) January 6, 2018
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Bowling Green to Waterloo, in order categorical
People who are “like” really smart don’t use the word “like”.
“He’s satisfied with himself. If you have a soul you can’t be satisfied.” ― Graham Greene, Doctor Fischer of Geneva or The Bomb Party
Number one sign of sanity: assuring others of your mental stability. I know all the sane people I know do that all the time.
Has he notified us of his MENSA membership yet?
Is he at 30% yet?
His twitter ran is indeed ‘genius’, setting up a nice base for an insanity defense.
By the way, for those of us who read the twitter feed first, how many of us had to check it was not a parody site, again?
(raising hand)
I’ve had the great fortune to know some smart people in my life, some were probably even geniuses. One trait they share in common is that they never talk about how smart they are. Never.
“Doctor, please direct your attention to this series of tweets that we have pre-marked as Exhibit A…”
Well, that settles that.
Just shows: the Donald is even more brilliant than those people. Even more!
Good point, I like it
Wouldn’t be for lack of effort. I’m more interested in the percentage of people who’ve finally come to the realization that he’s fucking nuts. He’s not “rough around the edges.” He’s nuts. I think that particular measure is rising daily, and some dailies more than others. This is going to be an interesting weekend in our new interesting era.
Trump has made my uneducated life life very easy. I never have to lookup any of the words he tries to use.
Yeah! It’s, like—ya know?
He had a great alliterative masterpiece the other day!
Can’t wait for someone to ask Ms. Sanders about the square of the hypotenuse.
Fer sure.