“He has got an amazing future. He’s got an amazing future,” Trump said. “So I want to congratulate Ted. And I know how tough it is. It’s tough. It’s tough.”
or now for ten months, politics.
Humblebrag without the humble.
Ted Cruz, I don’t know if he likes me or if he doesn’t like me,
I don’t know if he likes his wife or children, really. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t like you, though, dipshit.
Well, he just called you a pathological liar. I’m going to go with doesn’t like.
Cruz actually has NO future. I would be absolutely shocked if he wins another election. This campaign exposed him on a national level as a crazed maniac. The fact that in a choice between Cruz and Donald freaking Trump, people chose Trump says volumes.
“He has got an amazing future. He’s got an amazing future,”
… not if the good citizens of Texas WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!..
Plus which, insulting Heidi’s appearance was bound to cause a rift in the bromance. A non-crazy person would have implicitly understood that, but we’re not talking about a non-crazy person here.
So a couple of hours ago, he’s “Lyin’ Ted” and has “gone wacko” (or whatever…I can’t be bothered to go back and look), but now he’s “one hell of a competitor” and “a tough, smart guy” who will have “an amazing future.”
Take note Americans – Trump says whatever is convenient, whenever he feels like it, and you can’t trust any of it.
Meanwhile – KASICH-MENTUM!
(Just kidding.)
don’t bet on that stake
Yeah all true but he sounded conciliatory tonight and was good at it. And he has time now to change his image as Cruz has dropped out. No more bragging and no more insulting people - of all persuasions. He might pull it off.
Also, first time I took notice as his family stood behind him tonight that they may be a real asset.
As Trump’s ball washer?
Umm…to Ted that’s a compliment. It’s like some Bibliophiliac calling someone “godly”.
caddy —
Po-tah-to.
Scrotum-scrubber.
The TEA-hadist money has gone away. Ol’ Rafael may get primaried.
Trump: I think Ted might be my son from one of my many liaisons.
“Trump told supporters gathered Tuesday that he had already received a phone call from the Republican National Committee’s Chairman Reince Priebus and many others were looking to support him.”
Reince: “Congratulations on all your success. The Republican party, the nomination process - it’s all going great.”
–President Obama at White House correspondents’ dinner
Of all the many lies Trump has told, the one about Cruz having an amazing future may just be the biggest and most shameless.