Discussion: Trump: I'll Keep Sessions Around At Least Until Midterms

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Trump: I’ll Keep Sessions Around At Least Until Midterms

Whatever Dude!

U2 can go hump yourselves till then…

Meanwhile, leave a Star-Spangled-Banner alone!

…Or Go back to your Depraved Desires -

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If Dems take the House, then they have the numbers to impeach the Attorney General and I would hope they would be willing to let the new AG know right away that terminating the Mueller investigation would be an impeachable offense.

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Dear Jeff:

You know I’m a magnanimous guy, right? Of course you do. Everyone says it.

That’s why, in heartfelt appreciation of your service and to reward you for your undying loyalty, I will load you into this Trebutine® but I won’t drop the blade until November 7th.

Enjoy the fall.

Yours truly, Predisent Donald J. Trump

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I think he’s told Graham he’s got the gig sewed up, but Graham is crazy if he believes that because Turmp would be crazy to trust Graham if he did. All signs are Graham is crazy.

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someone give King George a plum pie, what has happened to our Constitution?

Which Graham, guys? Lindsay or Franklin?

@nemo

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I just noticed Ivanka has hand marks on her upper arm. Was he grabbing her right before this creepy shot of him with his hands on her hips? Creepy as hell.

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Yes. Then he just had to move his hands down. it looked like a habit.

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Gawd, I would feel so incestuously slimed.

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Definitely good has in charge of the Judiciary committee then huh?

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Trumps fingers are too small for those marks. Where was Trudeau on that occasion.

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“Now, don’t you worry about ol’ Jeff; he’s going to live with a nice family, on a farm in the country. Then he’ll be able to run and jump and play outside all day long. We’ll even send along his old blanket and his favorite squeaky toy. He’ll be happier there. He won’t be lonely while you’re at work all day, and he won’t pee on the floor anymore. Maybe after he’s gone, we can all go and buy some nice guppies.”

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Just ask the guy who Trump repeatedly touted as a “hero” - Dr. Ronny Jackson (when he’s sober…).

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He’s the “Lust of the Mo’ Freakins”

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Nah…he just smeared her spay-on life like human female #103 coloring that hide her true reptilian appearance.

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Oh yea, you bad.

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Womp Womp

Too soon?

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This creepy family make you want to vomit…at a minimum.

Oh Lordy!

Time to look away before resorting to Matthew 18:9:

…If your eye causes you to sin, poke it out and get rid of it

.

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I think Lindsay thinks he’s the next AG, but it’s actually going to be Franklin.

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