Discussion: Trump: I'd Be A 'Mess,' 'The World's Worst' If I Drank Alcohol

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… adding that his sobriety is “one of his only good traits.”

Hmmmmn. No, not really.

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This guy’s been President for less than two years, but that’s over three decades in Trump Years…

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Nursing note, 12:40 p.m.

Pt. already tests at historic levels of dope-a-mean. Alcohol might actually help.

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As opposed to . . .when?

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Wait, what?!?!?! He hasn’t been drunk all this time?

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He’s still the absolute worst as a supposedly sober individual.

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When George W Bush was president and afterwards with Trump I had a theory that our better presidents are ones who enjoy the occasional cocktail. Witness Obama beer summit and hoisting one in Ireland.
Bush would talk about how he didn’t need rehab to quit drinking he just found the lord. We all know how that turned out.

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Dear god, he could be worse? I guess we have to take the little victories…

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This may well be remembered as the funniest line in his entire tragicomic routine.

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He doesn’t have any good traits. Period.

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Even a blind pig turns up an acorn now and then.

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No problem. For that, he has kavanaugh.

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Alcohol is known to exacerbate dementia, so Donnie might be on to something…

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The lithium keeps him on an even keel.

Um…so therefore…vote for Kavanaugh?

Trump: I’d Be A ‘Mess,’ ‘The World’s Worst’ If I Drank Alcohol

Well, thank goodness that you don’t drink. It is terrifying to contemplate just how much worse you would be than you are now if you did drink. The mind recoils.

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It’s a sobering thought that it is an absolut certainty that a perpetual drunk would make a better president than the teetotaler in the White House.

Funny, I thought it was snowing out there when he was saying this.

Chiselin’ Trump: “But I can tell you, I watched that hearing and I watched a man saying that he did have difficulty as a young man with drink.”

Really?!?

What hearing did Chiselin’ Trump watch? Brett Kavanaugh never said that he had difficulty with drink at any age in any hearing which I watched.

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