Discussion: Trump: 'I Wish' I Didn't Pick Jeff Sessions To Be Attorney General

system1 · May 30, 2018, 1:09pm

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old_curmudgeon · May 30, 2018, 1:09pm

And we wish you hadn’t been elected. Or even lived. But wishes don’t always come true.

blandsten · May 30, 2018, 1:11pm

And yet the little dignity wraith is still there.

ghost · May 30, 2018, 1:11pm

He used to be a 12 year old. Now he’s a petulant 5 year old (whose overindulgent mommy is writing tweets for him).

dr_coyote · May 30, 2018, 1:12pm

I love the sound of Trumpian panic in the morning. It sounds like…VICTORY.

mattinpa · May 30, 2018, 1:12pm

Keep pissing off the Republican Senators, stable genius. See how much good it does you.

riverstreet · May 30, 2018, 1:12pm

Well, President Fuckwit, I wish you weren’t president. I guess you and I will have to learn to deal with disappointment.

thebigragu · May 30, 2018, 1:13pm

He can’t even goad Sessions into resigning. They deserve each other.

dr_coyote · May 30, 2018, 1:13pm

There’s a school of thought that he’s already flipped to Mueller, is wearing a wire, remains in office as mandatory condition of plea deal, and used “I do not recall” before Senate b/c it was the only way to both maintain confidentiality and avoid perjury. Used to think this was tinfoil-hat territory…but no longer.

thebigragu · May 30, 2018, 1:14pm

The only problem is if he is wearing a wire he would have blabbed about it already.

dommyluc · May 30, 2018, 1:18pm

I feel for you, Donald. I wish America didn’t have 30% of the population with an IQ equivalent to a fart in a hurricane.

gusfabriani · May 30, 2018, 1:18pm

It’s been noted many times, but Sessions will endure massive levels of humiliation as long as he gets to remain in his job where he can do as much harm to minorities as possible. He’s systematically attacking the African-American citizenry and wants to empower police all over the country to harass, illegally arrest and otherwise terrorize communities of color. Sessions will never leave until he burns the house to the ground.

dommyluc · May 30, 2018, 1:18pm

“If I knew he was going to pull this shit on me, I would have hired the REAL Keebler Elf!”

read2much · May 30, 2018, 1:19pm

Does the amount of prison time increase with each count of obstruction of justice?

drtv · May 30, 2018, 1:20pm

Trump: ‘I Wish’ I Didn’t Pick Jeff Sessions To Be Attorney General

Too late, jackass.

carolson · May 30, 2018, 1:21pm

Wait - “the most important case”? I thought it was a hoax and a witch hunt.

greysea · May 30, 2018, 1:27pm

Well Donnie, wish in one hand shit in the other as they say. In either case you’ll have two fistfuls of the same substance.

progress · May 30, 2018, 1:27pm

President Fuckwit may be my favorite new moniker for the orange one.

dommyluc · May 30, 2018, 1:29pm

Claude Rains. Gambling. “Casablanca”.

erik_t · May 30, 2018, 1:30pm

Dopey Donald didn’t do due diligence. Picked a bad (or sick) guy to be AG rather than hiring the best people. Sad.