The WWE is shocked!
You failed, Mr. Trump. Here is a quarter; go call your mother and tell her you will not be in the White House next year.
He could have gotten HUGE audiences if he had promised to do two things.
First, release his tax returns.
Second, let a certified hair transplant expert take a look at his scalp on live TV
Oh, and thirdâlet someone measure his finger length.
I think he shits in his pants everyday and someone pays someone to clean him up.
Thatâs how bugfucking crazy he is.
as dazzled as we all were by the blinding âstar powerâ of Chachi Iâd say you managed to fail on all countsâŚ
so⌠good showâŚ
Trump lives in an alternate universe.
lol
Well, of course Trump wasnât going for star power! If he was, heâd have yuuuuuge stars. The best. Not has-beens like Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato.
I thought you were going for hopeless and lunacy, Don . . . ok, my bad.
Letâs recap⌠ISIS is coming to kill you and your children. The U.S. never wins anymore. Our military has been decimated. Ban people from many, many countries. And those are the highlights!
HOPE > Check!
Um, I think you mispronounced the word you were going for. This might help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO3h33x5xfM
Donât worry Donald. You failed spectacularly on all three. A natural trifecta.
Nah
This election cycle has been way better than âVince-landâ.
What policy?
And where are you tax returns?
And you got neither â nada, zip, zilch â a big zero â a goose egg.
So why did two soap opera actors get keynote spots?
Better yet how did Sheila Carter get a spot that maybe should have went to Carson,
In translation: even the biggest media whores wouldnât be caught dead endorsing me.
Iâd have to agree with this:
âItâs not gonna be a ho-hum lineup of, you know, the typical politicians,â Trumpâs daughter Ivanka agreed, saying at the time that the convention would be âunlike any weâve ever seen.â
It was nothing less than a horror show.