I’m a dessert topping and a floor wax.
Double-think writ large.
I feel strongly both ways!
Damn you sir! You had the quicker draw!
“Hey, I’m a nationalist and a globalist,” he said. “I’m both. And I’m the only one who makes the decision, believe me.”
WTF does this mean???
WHAT
DOES
THIS MEAN???
Trump Brand-building expenses and security: Nationalized
Trump pocket-filling profits:Globalized
When a child doesn’t know what a word means they should be taught to ask before using it in a sentence.
If Trump were a cartoon character he would be Beavis AND Butthead…
His name for today is Drain Man.
I love the token Latino on the right side. He looks like they cropped out a rifle.
Schrödinger’s President?
It means we’re fucked.
Holy shit! An old SNL reference! Lestat. Is. The. Man.
All of them Katie. I’m everything to everybody.
-Donald “I didn’t know it would be this hard” Trump
Drumpf is lobbying for President of the International Consortium to Fight Globalization.
When a child doesn’t know what a word means he should be taught to ask before using it in a sentence
FIFY. Carry on.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am vast. I contain multitudes.
–Donald “Walt Whitman” Trump