Discussion: Trump: I Feel Like I Was In The Army Because I Went To Military School

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“My number was so incredible and it was a very high draft number.”

YUUUUGE!!

I’m wondering if this military experience by proximity is the same as Billo’s reporting gravitas by photograph we heard about earlier this summer. Billo claimed he was present and saw nuns beaten in Argentina when it was photographs of the nuns that he saw.

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I went to a basketball camp, I feel like I am in the NBA

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Yet Democrats who saw combat like George McGovern and John Kerry are sneered at by Republicans.

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trump just wants to be loved. and now he’s got the biggest platform on the planet to pursue it.

Awww, ya gotta have an obvious war would like McCain’s shoulders or Bob Dole’s arm to get the GOPers to believe somebody saw combat.

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This is some Brian Williams-level bullshit right here (though, Trump’s dumbass supporters are not going to see the inconsistency of what they let themselves get pissed off about, since they never do).

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Spitball incoming!

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He monitored the Ho Chi Minh trail from one of his Dad’s hi-rise office windows.

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So, “make him a sergeant in charge of the booze”

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5 years at a military academy and he suddenly discovers he has bone spurs that will make marching in the actual military just too painful right after he graduates. Funny how it always seems to work out that way.

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Well, the ex-wives have certainly got his number.

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Oh, c’mon, you really needed to attend a camp just to learn how to smoke dope, wave around a gun, break traffic laws and beat whores in a strip club? It’s not THAT complicated.

Or bone spurs!! Thats waaaaay bigger than McCain’s injuries. McCain isn’t a hero, he is a loser. People with bone spurs are the real heroes.

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I’ve never shaken Donald Trump’s hand, but I still feel dirty to the core of my soul.

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I was a boy scout for a while, so can I be appointed to be the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff? Also, I went to a public High School so I should also be qualified to practice in the public health sector. Golly, all of these opportunities suddenly opening up for me. If only I had thought about it in this way earlier in my life.

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Fuck you Donald. I did go. Shove it up your ass. In fact, fly down to Maryland. I will meet you, and we will have a chat about it.

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Well we know ya know that his bone spurs were YUUUUGE at the time and nearly causing him to bleed out.
Not unlike Limbaugh’s butt abscess.

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I dare that ass to look Wounded Warriors in the face and say that!

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