Discussion: Trump: I Don't Want To Push 'Conspiracy Theories' But My Mic Was Bad

That doesn’t excuse the dumb ass answers you gave

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This is gonna be good !

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He’s right. His mic was bad. It was, well, turned on.

What he really needed was a phone so he could call his lifeline, Sean.

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Why does the dog keep eating Donald’s homework?

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“… and the sky is green!”
No sniffles.
ho ho ho snort blow

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The mic was so bad, it shocked him like a TENS unit, causing him to involuntarily pucker his lips and cock his head around like an inquisitive chihuahua.

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It may be true but that doesn’t change the fact he LIED.

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I still like the idea of making him wear a 240V shock collar, linked to a button on a fact-checker’s desk, so that every time he lied ZZZZZZT!

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Can you imagine Hillary trying to make an excuse for her performance this way? Apart from everything else, he is just such a total amateur.

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Let’s get Hannity’s opinion on this—stat!

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Kellyanne is taking notes for her to-do list right now: “Find way to tell Donald to stop whining like a crybaby all the time.”

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If his mic was bad - and only a lousy craftsman blames his equipment - no one listening on TV noticed a problem with his mic. How many people were in the room? 100’s? And how many people watched on TV or online? Tens of millions?

As to the sniffling, he sounded like a coked up Klub Kid from the 80’s.

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Mic fine … brain bad!

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I can see it now. Trump is in London negotiating a trade deal. Britain emerges the owner of Alaska and acquires exclusive navigation rights to the Saint Lawrence Seaway.

“Hey, it’s not my fault, my mic was bad, my earpiece kept failing, the podium was a shoddy mess!! Britain’s representative was a dog-faced woman, a real loser slob, she was painful to look at!!”

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Well, that’s not fair----I didn’t hear his pager go off:)

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It would have made more sense for him to say that his mic was LOUDER than Clinton’s. Setting it lower wouldn’t have caught those sniffs. He can’t even lie correctly.

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He’s right: we needed to hear his sniffing be even louder!

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Do you think Trump would support drug testing for candidates as part of his push for law and order?

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Faulty earpieces, bad mics – it’s said the poor workman blames his tools. No wonder the Republican Party is blaming Trump for its woes. Trump is a shoddy tool if ever there was one.

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