Discussion for article #238977
Filed under “Duh.”
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Sure the Republicans care about the unborn children, but what about after they’re born and they want to ride in a helicopter with the Donald?
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Uh-oh, Iowa State Fair. PREPARE FOR A LAWSUIT.
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“Despite what Donald Trump said, he did not ask for permission to bring his helicopter to the Iowa State Fair”
Boy that thing is getting longer as the days progress:
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How DARE they deny the TRUMP access to the kiddies!
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Volunteer for the dunking booth, you loudmouth clown. The lines would be YOOOOOOGE.
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“Iowa State Fair: No, Trump Can’t Give Helicopter Rides To Kids.”
He’ll have to settle for taking the GOP base for a ride.
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I just had a brilliant idea after seeing this. Legalize all forms of citizen bribery for votes. I will then vote for whichever candidate gives me the most or best free stuff. Don’t waste time with TV adds, give me free beer.
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“What! The plebes are contradicting my commands?! I have more money than that damn state and I don’t care if the Pope elected them, I want to give free things away during the election!”
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Actually, to be honest, I will promise my meager Washington state primary vote (we are a caucus state with a beauty contest primary) to whichever candidate comes to my house and takes a dab of concentrated cannabis with me. To conform to Washington state law, she must bring her own cannabis as it is illegal for me to share mine.
Let’s see:
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initial headline covering some outrageous claim or proposal by TheDonald™? Check.
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Follow-up headline by someone from the Plebeian Reality Plane giving TheDonald™ a second dose of attention? Check.
Now, the only thing left is to determine how many more headlines TheDonald™ can wring out of this particular news cycle before he moves on to the next one.
(I swear to Yaweh that this guys plays the modern news media like a Stradivarius - at one level it’s a thing of beauty to behold, albeit just a tad embarrassing if you’re old enough to remember what the news industry used to aspire to be…)
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“what, are you scared to be on a helicopter, kid? you’re a loser, kid. the biggest loser. get off my helicopter. now.”
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If he were driving a clown car ride, I think the fair organizers would have to agree.
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I’m not sure who is gonna destroy (hopefully) the GOTP faster, Trump or Ted Cruz! This is gonna be the funnest Presidential election to watch ever! AND there’s is still nearly a year and a half to go. How many ways will the Republicans step in it this time?
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You’re Fi-wood!
Something close to that may be legal already. It was just revealed that Gov. Rauner in Illinois gave out Visa gift cards in large amounts (i.e. around $1,000) to Republican voters and those who drove them to the polls last November. What Jimmy Carter said about us no longer being a democracy is spot on.
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Does Trump color coordinate with the chopper or does the chopper color coordinate with the Donald?
“He is welcome to land his helicopter anywhere outside the grounds and take people on rides or whatever he would like to do,” said Mindy Williamson, state fair spokeswoman told The Des Moines Register on Thursday. “But that will not be happening on Iowa State Fair grounds.”
NO,he can’t bring his certified mechanically airworthy airship guided by a fully certified, experienced and credentialed crew because it just isn’t same. If the kiddies want to ride, they can go pay for a ride on a roller-coaster or double Ferris wheel that are held together with bailing wire, bubble gum and 100-MPH tape manned by an elementary school drop-out who last week was mooching money at the stop light on Main Street of Ottumwa. Go figure.
This narcissist and his stupid name printed on everything.
Hmm, I wonder if it’s tattooed on this penis? That’s five letters…probably not enough room.