Fiore clearly shows that she owes much of her success to the push up bra.
Watched a re-run of Animal House the other night, and at the end, when John Belushi is driving away and the caption reads, “Senator and Mrs. Blutarsky”, I didn’t laugh. All I could think was, “Damn. He was a republican”.
I miss Basil Marceauxdotcom. I never did find out why gold fringe on our flags was so nefarious. He lost his bid for the governorship of TN, he’s probably available for the Senate. Or perhaps an even higher office…?
See? Sarah Palin’s not that bad.
Clay Higgins is back!
Vote Hee-Haw for Clowngress!
Harley Davidson sells more wall clocks and women’s underwear than motorcycles.
Ted “Carnival” Cruz, with his designer Elmer Fudd outfits and custom-engraved, over-under shotgun that looks like it belongs under glass in a museum, is like the voice of reason compared to SWATman there.
But can Ted say “Fahrpowwr” like Captain Higgins? 
I can only imagine the kind of wig-raising speeches he’ll give on the sacred floors of Clowngress.
If a plumber posed with a pipe wrench the way SWATman’s holding that rifle, he’d look like only a slightly bigger reject from the Village People.
I didn’t think TPM would fall into being one of those media outlets that devotes space to normalizing tRump.
Fiore has so much plastic in her that if you melt her down you could make 100 Barbie dolls!
I thought the Republican Party had mutated into Monty Python’s Silly Party.
I was wrong.
The Republican Party has truly become The Asshole Party…
And each of those Barbie dolls would have a higher IQ than Fiore.
The difference being, none of these clowns are going to be on the R side of the ballot in the Presidential slot come November and Trump will be. Why media outlets are trying to lessen the Trump Crazy, I’ll never understand.
Sheeet’! The Republican leaders and FOXtards are thrilled with their candidates…thrilled to the point of dancing in celebration of their coming victories across the board in November!
Numbnutz in Wisconsin wears goggles with his suit, but is too stupid to wear a helmet with his motorcycle.
You have to keep in mind that the GOP still had intellectuals like that in it back then.
"…just an “attempt to use my mentally unstable sister to attack me.”
A lunatic who throws stones from this glass house may be more stupid than crazy.
Love your “labradog”. Yellow?