Discussion: Trump Googles Himself, Doesn't Like What He Finds

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And just how does the overstuffed baby in a man-skinsuit think WE feel about his shenanigans?
At least HE knows the stories before they’re printed.

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When I search that term, my computer just starts sobbing.

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Danger: Meltdown in Progress.

By the end of the week he’ll be tweeting that his rigged mirror is only showing a hideous bloated orange double-chinned pig-eyed idiot instead of the incredibly handsome stable genius that’s really in front of it.

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This story reminds me that I really need to step up my image production.

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I think it’s very predictable that he’ll make a comparison between coverage of himself versus coverage of McCain. This gives him the opening he’s been looking for to take an indirect swing at McCain.
“John McCain was a great American, as I acknowledged in my beautifully written statement of condolence. But was JOHN MCCAIN worthy of better coverage than yours truly, the BEST PRESIDENT ever?? FAKE NEWS strikes again. McCain deserves better.”

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Narcissists gonna narcissist.

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It’s certainly obvious that he’s becoming increasingly obsessed with the way he’s covered, and it wasn’t like he hasn’t been literally insane about that for decades. I won’t predict anything myself but I think the probability he has to be hospitalized for some sort of mental-health episode is higher than I’d have thought before I read this.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

When he googles himself, it doesn’t go through the sycophant filter, thereby popping the bubble. Surprise!! Welcome to the real world. You are indeed hated and scorned, Spankee. Get used to it; it’s only gonna get worse for you!

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He’s lucky that they censor… I have it on good authority that without the censorship the first three hits are:

  1. Trump… STILL an ASSHOLE
  2. Trump… Fucks up again
  3. Trump… We still can’t understand how this Fucking Moron got elected
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almost all stories & news is BAD

That’s because everything you have done is BAD. It’s a feature of the real world known as “cause and effect”.

O wad some Power the giftie gie us, to see oursels as ithers see us!

Google has given Trump that gift and he rejects it along with the rest of reality.

File this under putting the toothpaste back in the tube, unringing bells, and I’m not a crook.

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Trump googling, and twittering at 4:30 am…priceless.

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Over the years , I have tried substances that temporarily placed me in an alternative reality…however, I never had to permanantly LIVE there like the Don…

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Isn’t this basically the plot of an episode of Veep?

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Someone in the whitehouse could help turn his frown upside down by having him google Santorum. Not that I care, but maybe his sad would go away…

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Wonder if he ever googled “Santorum”? :slight_smile:

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Is there not yet a right wing google or Trump google that will let them all go directly to their preferred false, crazy and conspiracy-filled stories and videos?

I know … FOX news site.

But, it’s actually encouraging that Google is working the way intended and still popping up the most relevant truth (although I do see the aforesaid FOX in many search results or on Goggle News. And, I do enjoy that this is helping drive him crazy. I bet he re-checks it every 15 - 30 minutes just to see if it’s changed.

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Dotard must be using Google “Lite”, because the real Google REALLY hates him.

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This is a very serious situation-will be addressed!

Please proceed, Asshole. Show us your true colors.

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