Discussion: Trump Gives College Football Champs 'Great American' Fast Food

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What a motherfucking cheap-ass tight-wad nothingburger.

He could have at least thrown Hamhock on a spit in the Rose Garden…

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That is disgusting. Who in their right mind would think that was cool? Other than Individual 1, who thinks that’s a normal dinner menu.

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How insulting to those athletes.

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It’s embarrassing, but it’s also damn near poetic. The Reality Show President, the Fast Food President, serving only the most banal, lowest-common-denominator trash and smacking a big ol’ America sticker on it. It only needs three easy payments of $19.99 plus shipping and handling.

But wait, there’s more!

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They love that crap and him in Secessionville.

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Repeating myself to say this is fine. Let people see how ridiculous and contemptible he is over and over and over again. It all helps.

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Why would the residence staff be preparing or serving food for an official, public event at the White House? It wasn’t a “residence” function.

More faux populism and lies from Individual No. 1 and his staff. Though I guess Donnie is happy because there will be plenty of leftovers for him to stuff into his maw while he watches Hannity.

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There’s a word I’m looking for, let’s see… “piker.” Yeah, that’ll do.

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And plenty of Brawndo to wash it all down with…

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“Umm. Mr. President, thanks and everything, but we’re not allowed to eat that shit. Coach will KILL us if we eat that shit.”
ETA: I just learned Squirreltown posted the same thought with similar wording, in another thread, just minutes before I wrote this. I am not a plagiarist, and so acknowledge the earlier post.

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Someone needs to warn them to scrape the salty smelling cream off the wrappers before opening. This is fucking revolting. But, I am guessing South Carolinians are just fine with this.

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I fear that many of our fellow citizens might find this somewhat cute and folksy.

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We are talking about guys from South Carolina, at least he didn’t serve fried chicken from KFC and Church’s.

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And what they’ll say is, "He’s so real!"

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And, of course, he would be there stuffing his fat fcking face with that sht along with them. To him, this was a celebration fit for victors. To the rest of us, it was piles of sh*tty junk food fit for ______ (fill in the blank).

PS: I wish either the Cooking Channel or Food Network would do a show on true “Great American Food.” It does exist.

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Mmmmmmm, cold, stale burgers and fries.

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Can you imagine the screaming if OBAMA had served Mickey D’s to the NCAA champs?!

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It’s got electrolytes.

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Here’s a photo of the Clemson team. Trump is a racist sack of shit. Like his “food.”

https://www.google.com/search?q=clemson+tigers+football+team&rlz=1C1GGRV_enUS753US761&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjfmZq9ue7fAhWidt8KHXeQA3wQ_AUIDygC&biw=1164&bih=705#imgrc=-tLywaA4Tl_ndM:

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