Discussion for article #239188
Trump did rings around sleepy JEB and Walkerā¦
I assume he sent out that release at 5pm, and embargoed it till 11pm.
I guess he grades himself on an inflated curve. Surprise, surpriseā¦NOT! A for Asshole alrightyā¦
Trump gives himself an āA.ā
In other news, the Earth revolves around the sun.
Trump: I Give My GOP Debate Performance An āAā
Gee, thatās a surprise. Heās such a humble, self-deprecating kind of guy.
It was YUUUUUUUUGE!
And classy. Very, very classy!
The real winner of the GOP debates was Hillary Clinton.
I thought so too, until now
Not true! Trump grades himself on Buzz.
Face it, when it came to who Megan and Mikeās kid and the funny-looking kid with the I dunno cleft palate or who knows what his problem is, who the press people were all buzzing around and trying to get their Stingers into, there was only one candidate, and that was Trump. And just like in the movie The Sting, who got all the honey, all night long and overnight in the unbiased press? Three guesses, and they all rhyme with Trump. All the buzz last night was around Trump, Trump was the only Buzz-ness man (They shoulda had the Buzz-ness lady on, Trump could have given her the Buzz-ness right there on stage. Really the only Buzz today is about Trump, and also thereās a bit about that Carly the only other candidate with a Buzz-ness background. And on top of everything else, hereās Trump right now, giving away free Buzz-ness jobs to the titans of Big Media, you know: Drudge, of course, who rules the Buzz world, sometimes it seems even Trump a little bit, and TIME magazine is I think still a thing in print magazines Iām pretty sure, which might still exist, and the New York Times because WTF would Trump risk ticking off little Arty for no reason, besides which heās not doing any harm to anyone and his Buzz-ness is hurting, itās lost a lot of its Sting, but at least theyāve got Maureen giving Hillary the Buzzness once or twice a week and of course she gives complementary Buzz jobs to Trump pretty much on demand, very classy.
Right? Something is expect from a republican also-ranā¦
Like in 2008, poor staffing choices are showing, Hillary canāt be rude and deny the greeting/selfie, but her staff can, and should have been.
Letās remember she would be tasked with staffing the Executive branch of our government, SC justices etcā¦
To avoid the pending argumentā¦
I Will Vote Still For The Democratic Nominee
IWSVFTDN
We should start the acronym tag line now to avoid the tension between us all as the primaries approach
Using the troll scale, it was an A+. Using the substance scale, it was an F. But heās going for the former, not the latter.
WHAT else would A stand for? (Trump sounds like RUMP)
Trump always gives himself an A. He is constitutionally incapable of doing anything else.
"Trump also discussed the comment he made about Rosie OāDonnell Thursday night, when he called her a āfat pig.ā
ā(The comment) really got a tremendous applause. That was the biggest applause of the evening. It was sort of interesting actually,ā "
Who would have guessed? Well just wait until you use the c-word in describing Hillary. The crowd will go absolutely wild! For Republican audiences this is whatās known as substantive discussion of womenās issues.
Trump also said that if he had his way, former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina wouldāve debated during the 9 p.m. GOP debate instead of earlier in the night, he told Fox.
Trump said Fiorina was a āvery effective debater.ā
In other words, Carly sent The Donald into āmaster debaterā mode lol
The man is the Poster Boy for what happens when one is incapable of any introspection whatsoeverā¦all id and no self knowledge, measuring his worth by values that wouldnāt interest an intelligent puppy.
A very wealthy, and yet incredibly stupid, living example of the Unexamined Life.
Then again, he embodies exactly what we are told defines success. Go figure.
Did Captain Combover call Hillary or Megyn ābroadsā? Or was he on his best behavior?
Finally did anybody ask him the Twitter champion question: āIf you had a soul, how much would you sell it for?ā
Trump had more questions directed at him by both the moderators and by the other candidates. and spoke longer in each answer. So heās the best at oxygen sucking ability. BTW, 11 minutes or 8 minutes is not nearly long enough for any candidate to present his/her policies, assuming one exists.
The Kardashian may be a worthless POS but sheās not Satan, so until that pic is produced Iām still on board.
A as in Asshole.