Dear Donald Trump,
Sadly, the answer is still no; Daddy doesn’t love you now. So please give it up, for the sake of the beautiful little babies of the world.
Love,
Ken in MN
Obama had more viewers than Trump in his first SOTU!!!
Tiny hands make everything seem bigger.
Alternative headline: “Idiot says idiotic thing.”
Well of Course he did.
They day after he has to step in it

Fourth place loser takes victory lap with yooooge, golden, home made, FIRST-PLACE trophy, while winners point and laugh and people in the bleachers look puzzled.
Trump: I guess I may be wrong as my inaugration was the most widely by any human ever. Many many more than Obama and Hillary.
It wasn’t the largest, Bedbug, and two-thirds watched to see if you’d start twitching and frothing at the mouth. But don’t worry about that now. Just stay calm and we’ll get some people who can help you.
Trump lies again. Just. Another. Day.
TV Ratings: Trump’s First State of the Union Fails to Match Obama in Viewership
In total, President Trump’s address drew 45.6 million viewers across broadcast and cable, according to the final Nielsen tally. That number does not include those who live-streamed the speech.
Obama’s first State of the Union in 2010 drew 48 million viewers across broadcast and cable, while his first address before a joint session of Congress in February 2009 drew 52.4 million viewers.
Trump’s penis is also a world record, twice as long as John Holmes’. He’d prove it, but Stormy Daniels refuses to release the audit.
Now at the daily presser Sarah Sanders will be forced to reaffirm the lie and insist it is true. Rinse and repeat.
Deluded old man sez what?
Good grief, why does he even freaking care?
Truth and reality are the enemy of Dotard t rump. Must exterminate!
Trump should tweet that he is actually the author of the Constitution. Seemingly being able to definitively disprove a claim he makes isn’t the bar for disputing it.
Oh, and how about his graduating cum laude from Yale Law? Quite an accomplishment, no?
Trump may have been confused while watching the “Fox and Friends” morning broadcast.
That’s kind of the point of the show, isn’t it?
Of course he did. I had assumed he would.
No news here. The one area where Trump is consistent is his constant claim to have the biggest following ever…
Why, hot damn, he’s the most amazin’ dude in the world. I’d blow him if I had the chance. Course, I’d haveta get in line behind a lotta people, but I’d do it on Fox teevee. And I ain’t even queer. Hold my beer …