Scary Friendless Man Thinks America Better Off Scary, Friendless
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders âŠ
Heâs afraid Melanoma would hit on Justin Trudeau in the coat closet.
Thereâs only one person on the planet that merits special treatment, a rolling out of the red carpet, lavish pomp and circumstance, and that person is Donald Trump. Throwing a dinner wherein heâs not he center of attention, the birthday boy at the table eating cake with his fingers and blowing out the candles as everyone else sings him a song, just wonât do.
They are waiting for Kirk-Stieff to complete the order of gilded sporks, hamburger serving tongs, and French fry servers.
âSanders gave no hints about which of Trumpâs foreign counterparts are being considered for the diplomatic honor.â
Nice deadpan sarcasm. Or at least I hope it was so intended. Just reading that sentence, you can see the air quotes around the word honor.
If not for the fact we have a bit of money to dole out here and there, along with the threat to either withhold military support or outright use it on people, Iâd venture most heads of state would just as soon tell Trump theyâd get back with him after checking their schedule.
Most of his favorites are wanted by The International Court of Justice, so that complicates things.
A few other things he didnât do that he said he would.
Perfect picture of Ma Hamhock.
It would be fully in character for Trump to extend the first invitation to Rodrigo Duterte. I can see it now:
âEveryone please raise your glass, weâre giving a toast to summary street executions, weâd do well to follow my good friend Rodrigoâs example!â
No State Dinner because McDonalds doesnât cater.
Canât believe he is so slender eating only from the Value Menu.
Meanwhile, just wait for the tweet storm on this:
Last month it was Xiâs turn to literally roll out the red carpet.
Did he also shut down the factories a week before to allow the air to clear?
I assume Donald couldnât take Xi to a Chick-fil-a as I assume they close for christmas too? But couldnât Donald take him to a chinese restaurant for christmas like his nonchristian daughter and son in law do?
The title of this article would have been complete at âTrump Failsâ.
Wonder if heâll get into trouble for not eating Indiana pan-fried chicken?