I bet dollars to pigshit that he will manage to screw up gloriously, and whatever the subject he will make it worse.
He’ll speak in English? Sorry, trump, but I’ll read about your drivel but will only tune in to hear you resign (or better, beg for mercy before imprisonment).
Break out the Tiki Torches and dog-whistles!!!
They create such a nice mood.
He will totally fuck this up, and he will honestly believe his comments to be the most presidential ever.
This will be the biggest dick stepping fiasco since “Heckuva job, Brownie!”
What is he going to say : as of today i will have no base because a very few demand I rebuke white suprime’s.
There for ok it was the White supere’s and the are terrorist. The media has taken my base from me therefore we the people “wink wink” must fight back and take our country back.
It won’t matter worth a damn if he were to come out and denounce the White supremacists at this point (which I’m not betting on). It won’t matter because they know that he’s totally cool with them. How do I know this?
Because the Daily Stormer, of all places, said so. According to them, since Rump didn’t denounce them immediately, he loves them and he is one of them. The Nazis know the deal; they are completely confident of his protecting them.
Damage is done.
He wont. The only pleasure that Trump gets is from the loving crowds at his rallies, he is not going to start denouncing them.
Predicitng:
Size of his support, he unifies the naton.
Number of state wins, he unifies the nation.
Record economy due to him. Making nation strong.
Jews in his family. Can’t be anti-Semitic.
Blacks in his cabinet. Can’t be racist.
All extremists, bad. Like Pence said.
I am signing an executive order to end our great national nightmare, Rosie O’Donnell…
“I wasn’t really planning on making a speech today about the events in Charlottesville over the weekend, but I’ve been forced to by all of those ni**ers and spcs and cnts and f*gs and libtards and all of those fucking “fake news” outlets like the New York Times and CNN. Oh, and that goddamned CEO of Merck that I thought was the White House valet.”
Trump will reach down into that 1970s psyche of his and say if we’re going to denounce the KKK we have to also denounce the Black Panthers.
Motherfucker leading off with self-aggrandizing talk about the economy?
#Fuck Him
Still won’t utter the words “White supremacists.”
Oh, here’s how it will go.
“Nobody has fought harder for racial equality that I have—nobody.
The events of the weekend show that many people have a long way to go until we reach the goal of racial equality. [insert boilerplate about affirmative action and reverse racism, with the tiniest sop to actual racism in the form of a reference to “Democrat KKK” and Sen. Byrd].
I will lead this fight and take us to a level of racial equality and justice that will be very, very very good. A very good thing. Thank you all and God bless”
…walks away, takes no questions.
Pfft. Pence has already laid out the talking points this morning. Bothersiderim, whataboutism, and false equivalencies will be regaled upon us. And what’s scary: many members of the press corps will gullibly disseminate the bullshit.
It’s frightening that anyone who’s been paying attention can clearly predict how this will go down, but nevertheless lots of smart people will be taken in. It’s not that Trump is pulling the wool down over their eyes. The wool was always their to begin with.
The tell I’ll be looking for: “Of course, we denounce white supremicists…”
“Of course” = not ever
“we” = not me
He finally uttered the denunciations everyone has faulted him for failing to do. Didn’t write a single word of it himself, but he said it.