Donnie must get his new marching orders for the monthâŚ
Iâve seen more insightful and informed âgossipâ about âHiddleSwiftâ
'He likes me! He really likes me! And not just like-- like like! -DJT
I dare Trump to push Putin aside to get in front during a photo op.
Amazingly, Russia is Mr. Trumpâs North Star. Mr. Putin is one of few foreign leaders he has never criticized and his desire to have closer relations with Moscow has been his one, consistently held strategic goal.
Perhaps Putin is the warm paternal figure Trump never had.
He wants his treat for being such a âgood boy.â
There is just no way such a meeting goes well. I wonder if Putin would come carrying polonium.
Maybe CIA Director Pompeo will brief Putin directly this time.
âSome advisors waryâ
And the others are idiots.
Full ceremony, eh?
Will there be a coordinated bowing to Putin, with the Diplomatic and State Department staff laying down their swords for their suzerain upon command?
Are there going to be âtapesâ?
Sounds like Turmeric the Terrible is desperate for friends, any friends. Speaking of which, when is his buddy Duterte coming for a visit? And when will he fete the UAE torturers in a private Oval Office meeting, complete with the âmost beautifulâ pieces of chocolate cake?
Dumblefuck is saving the chocolate cake for the Qatar Capitulation Ceremony.
No! No! No!
Putin will show up in a yuuuuge big rig tractor trailer.
Trump hops in and goes all
Comedy Central Atnhony Atamanuik as Trump in a truck
at 1.25
Putin leaves the envelope on the seat.
Deal done.
Jesus. Could someone maybe talk him into settling for an autograph and maybe a peck on the cheek?
The only benefit of this affair will be legitimizing Putin in the eyes of his people and to the world. Meaning the world will recoil in horror as Donny hugs the bear. Putin will do victory laps at home of course.
Given that he is going to turn over all of the keys to the USA to Putin at that meeting, you would hope that at least some of his advisors are wary.
Yup. You would think an American President would be, well, greatly concerned about Russian meddling in our elections. But Donnie has not said one fucking word about it, other than to either distract from it, or diss Obama. What a tool.