His people don’t have the best words.
Rump loves the poorly educated. And they love him back. But he can’t win with just those votes alone.
Talk to us in words of one [syllable] sound to tell us what you will do, Trump!
I will take your things! I will make me rich! More rich. Yet more rich!
I will say things I do not mean so I can take your things. I want more fame. I want more things. I want more and more cents. I lack all sense.
All that I do comes from this: Will it help me? Will it make me more rich? Will I grow in fame? If so, I do it. If it will not, I do not do it.
Carr and Trump… what a ticket.
“I love the Mexican people.” “I love the Muslims. I think they’re great people.” “I love the poorly educated!” “I saw love in that room. I see love everywhere I go.”
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
Journalist: Do you know what ‘xenophobe’ means?
Bagger: Of course I do. I meditate every morning.
Bagger: Nativist …that’s someone with the nativity scene in their yard, right?
Journalist: Pretty much.
“Hillary’s called me a ‘xenophobe’ a few times," Trump said, according to Carr. "How many people even know what the word means? Same with ‘nativist.’ ” (DJT)
Hear that, American voters? – Donald Trump believes you’re dummies, and not the test-car kind.
I always get the xenophobe confused with the glockenspiel
No, Donald. YOUR voters are too stupid to know what “xenophobe” and “nativist” means. They also don’t know the meaning of the words “the”, “and”, “if”, and “but”, either.
Well, I thought it was some kind of musical instrument … or sex toy.
No, no, no. If by “voters” he means the ones who count, that is, the ones who vote for him, and by “people” he means the ones who count, that is, the ones who come to his rallies, he has a point.
Too many syllables for the Branch Trumpvidians?
They sound like foreign words. Need to be banned!
I can hear one of his supporters already: “I ain’t no fucking xenophobe. I just hate ni**ers!”
Trump is wrong or lying about 99% of the time but in this case he is probably right. Voters are surprisingly dumb.
“Them sounds like foreign words.” There, IFIFY!
OH! Those people! Well … duh!
Edited to add: @yskov, my “Well, duh!” was directed at DJT, not you. 
An amusing take-down with some more appalling details here.
Xenophobe, not to be confused with Zenophobe, someone who hates Richard Gere.