Discussion: Trump Doc: We Have Line Of Succession So Officials ‘Can Just Keep Dying’

Here’s hoping.

Just FYI, tho: When it gets down to me, we’re all having waffles for supper everyday.

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Let me guess, Doc Bornstein never really looked to see if anything was wrong. Donny said he was golden and that was good enough for Doc.

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John Goodman’s Dr. Feelgood character in the Denzel Washington film “Flight”.

He’s on the list!

Hey ! will you pass that spliff…

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Is it ungenerous of me to say that I’m real glad THIS guy is tRump’s doc?

(Does he remind any other old person out here of Jim, on Taxi?)

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dave, I’ll bring the syrup

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“I’m fortunate there’s nothing seriously wrong with him,” Bornstein told STAT. “He’s a few pounds overweight, which everybody can see, and that’s it. I’ve never been able to find anything wrong with him.”

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If only you’d brought that up before the electoral college voted. It’s a winning platform!

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He said that a military doctor would likely fill the role, as has been the case for most prior presidents.

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“I’m fortunate there’s nothing seriously wrong with him,” Bornstein told STAT. “Because I’m certainly incapable of conducting an actual medical examination or giving proper advice about a patient’s health, and if he got real sick it wouldn’t look so good for me. Hey, hey , yadiyadi, ho, if you know what I mean.”

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We’re gonna find out he’s one shitty cheeseburger away from a coronary or an aneurysm, aren’t we?

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That’s why we have a vice president and a speaker of the House and a whole line of people. They can just keep dying.”

And here I thought the good quack was going to tell us that the tRump children would be in line to succeed him.

Silly me. :confused:

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I’m fortunate there’s nothing seriously wrong with him,”

Another curious turn of phrase…One might imagine the doctor would see the patient as the “fortunate” one.

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This guy would be over the top in a Simpsons cartoon, let alone in real life.

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Trump doesn’t need the doctors who traditionally treat the POTUS (at Bethesda). Trump knows more than any of these doctors and generals. After all, he has a brain. He’ll just treat himself.

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I get more of a Dr. Johnny Fever vibe.

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I must admit I find Gastro Doc one of the more entertaining figures from the Trump crowd.

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That’s why we have a vice president and a speaker of the House and a whole line of people. They can just keep dying.”

A satisfyingly acceptable proposition.

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…at whose hand?

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