If cost is an issue, Trump could just cut out all the middlemen and just stand on a podium on Pennsylvania Avenue whacking his limp noodle for a crowd of Deplorables. Same rationale, same intended impact, but for about $2, maybe $3 if he also shows them one of his breasts.
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can we also assume the same, ahem, outcome?
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I will instead . . . go to the Paris parade.
Macron: Merde!
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Personally, it would be choice if Macron snubbed him and refused to let him come to the parade.
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Looking for his next wife in Brigitte Macron?
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Is the Bastille still operational?
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Here’s the parade he’s looking forward to at Andrews’!
He LOVES those lil cars! They remind him of when he first got his license last year!
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Our Plastic Army Men are a lot of fun and a great item to hand out as a party favor. … DETAILED POSITIONED FIGURES – Detailed Army poses, absolutely awesome small soldiers action figures. … These Plastic Army Men will give you hours of fun.
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Maybe he can return the Statue of Liberty while he’s there.
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There’s already a Trump parade.
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He’s spent more than $92 million easily on his golfing and protection costs for golf, Mar-a-Gaggo, and globe trotting costs of his spawn. Mel probably goes thru that much a month alone, between glamming up and the Donald avoidance costs.
But I’m ever so happy Stupid isn’t getting his parade.
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I try and I can’t quite imagine what it is about a military parade that Trump wants so much - certainly it is not to celebrate the military.
I wonder how many times they have had to talk him out of wearing epaulets so far?
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I’m wondering if when he figures out this is a peace parade (thus Armistice) and not a war parade if he will lose interest in attending. If he does figure it out that is.
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Perhaps revive the French Foreign Legion and draft him into it.
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No good – they have laws about dumping toxic waste.
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Or, washing their hair.
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Glue spurs to the feet.
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Stupid is as stupid does. Sadly, we are saddled with an egomaniac who is also a cowardly draft dodger, and unless providence steps in, we will continue to be in this farce until November 2020. Sad.
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One. Maybe. At the high end of the parade’s cost estimate.
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What if the French don’t invite him?
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