Discussion: Trump Denies Report That He Calls Sessions 'Mr. Magoo'

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“I never called the reasonable and friendly Kim Jong Un ‘rocket man’. FAKE NEWS from warmongers!!”

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Donnie always denies, which means he LIES. I think we should call him “Denyin’ Donnie.”

Turnabout is fair play, don’t ya’ think?

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mmmmmm liar

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I just dealt with a bully yesterday. They don’t like to be called out, will stubbornly deny everything, and will lash out instead of being reasonable. Trump is a classic bully.

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Trump is truly the “cream of the crap!”

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Why doesn’t someone attack the United States this week and take us over? There is no way our Commander in Chief could organize so much as a roadblock. He’s useless.

I hope it’s Bermuda. I’m not a man flattered by shorts and knee socks, but I can wear a blazer like nobody’s business.

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Wally Cox as Mr. Peepers. Boy, am I old? Next thing you know, he’ll be calling Chuck Grassley Amos “Grampa” McCoy”.

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He’s really hearing the sirens today, isn’t he?

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Mr Magoo is a terrible nickname for Dobby the House Racist. He much prefers Granny Clampett

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My thoughts exactly. Lichtenstein could attack us and succeed (in my dreams). Also, it’s nice to think about how we’re paying his salary, and the Congresspeople’s, isn’t it? He’s bringing us such dignity around the world - every day in every way.

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And the command voices in the form of large, invisible badgers.

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He’s a Baby Boomer and doesn’t know the character Mr. Magoo? Gotta call B.S. on that one. (Not like that’s a hard call to make on most of Donnie’s comments…)

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… says Joe Isuzu.

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I vote for the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

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He’s also heard the voices of either imaginary people or Fux Newsers about Mueller: Many people have said, ‘you should fire him.’

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Since he’s on a golf course he needs to shove a golf tee in his ear and then he wouldn’t hear. Those sirens.

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Chiselin’ Trump: “Nobody, including me, would ever call Jeff Sessions ‘Mr. Magoo.’ Sessions looks way more like Mother Magoo.”

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I guess he caught sight of that picture of Melania smiling at President Obama & is in a mood. I think the prenup forbids smiling.

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