Hair Furor denied it? Then it really happened.
Further Trump:
âalso, I did not have sex with that woman. Any woman.â
The above, the âStephen Miller defenseâ, is taught to all administration recruits.
Wow. Back to denying what wasnât claimed. Nobody said you told your patrons in Russia it came from Israel. The problem was what you did tell them was enough that anyone involved in spy craft could work out where it came from.
It was the video of Putin and Lavrov laughing over how they had trolled the President of the USA that just pissed me off to no end. And Trump STILL has no clue he was punked by the Russians. Hell, they INVENTED this kind of thing!
âAnd folks! And folks! Folks!â he yelled, waiting for silence.
This is so not funny. But I canât stop laughing.
Shorter Trump: âIf I didnât know where the intel came from, how could anyone else know? The Russians, the analysts ⌠even the folks who collected it?â
He didnât say Israel because he does not want to know details. And it was Israelâs intel, so it was up to them to decide to declassify it, not Blimpo.
âNobody knew that keeping government secrets could be this hard. Nobodyâs ever asked the question âIs it hard to keep your mouth shut when youâre president and you have lots of very, very sensitive information in your head and people ask you what you know?â Iâm the first one who ever thought about this.â
âAnd folks. Folks! I can too keep a secret! I never said âIsrael.â Just âJewlandia.ââ
A large canary has just been sighted! Sing, baby, singâŚ
AP: Michael Flynn will invoke Fifth Amendment
âDid I mention my beautiful shiksa daughter converted to Judaism? And not just your basic Hebe Judaism. Iâm talking extra Jewy-Jew Orthodox! Big conversion! That should count for something here!â
So if 45 says, âThereâs this intelligence out of a Jewish country in the Middle East.â How could anybody think he would mean Israel?
âI may have said Mossad but I never said Israel. Nobody knew that the Russians would put that together!â
It would be funnier if Trump would say that he didnât collude with Russia, when he was meeting with Lavrov and Kislyak. âWe didnât collude. We had a very, very, very good, very positive discussion about how to make thingâgood thingsâhappen, which will be very, very soonâ
âI never told them it was Israel. In fact, they still donât know, because I havenât told them. So weâre totally cool. Next question!â
Comrade trumppski not familiar with inner workings of Google machine, or could have found this. But lying is better, nyet?
Or this
Or this
Itâs like when Homer Simpson keeps on repeatedly, obliviously desecrating the Stonecuttersâ sacred parchment except that was exaggerated for a comedy show and was fiction and didnât actually involve the security of two nations. So itâs different those ways.
Trump: âThatâs right. I didnât say âIsraelâ. I used the proper term, based on local Persian Gulf usage. âZIONIST ENTITYââ
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This guy could f*ck up a wet dream.