Heās the lyingest liar that ever lied.
ROFLMAO
The Drumpfster Fire strikes againā¦
And weāre supposed to believe him over the statement issued by a government agency? Yeah, right. You can practically see that his pants are on fire. Iām getting sick of his weak denials, outright lies and ceaseless bullying. Grow up, old man! Youāre supposed to act like a 70-year old, not a child arguing on the playground. A spoiled child, running around in expensive suits. Just goes to show you donāt need any intelligence to make money, just a rich father to leave you a large inheritance. Ludicrous.
Reuters later reported that a government official told the outlet the Secret Service never āformallyā spoke to Trumpās ampaign about the comment.
I believe that a āformalā conversation would have involved Trump being taken into custody, so yes, I can believe that the Secret Service hasnāt gone that far. I suspect itās been something more like a few friendly, cautionary chats with top staffers about how they damn well better rein in their boss.
Were his tiny, adorable fingers crossed when he said that?
So he just seemed naturally chastened, cowed, abased as his jibberish meandered along familiar, haunted pathways this afternoon?
At least heās keeping the story of his communication ineptitude in the news.
This just turned my mood around.
Please, please contradict the secret service. This will go as well as the Khans.
The country so far still respects the secret service for their sacrifice and their record of being non partisan.
This POS contradicts the secret service. Sweeeet!
So the Secret Service canāt be trusted? is that what weāre supposed to take from his denial?
This is an absurdity. The campaign will take the āno formal conversationā to mean āno conversationā and we will soon be hearing that this proves how mistreated he is by the media.
It doesnāt really matter what they claim. True believers will trust him, and the rest of the world already knows that he is a liar.
Trump Denies āConversationā With Secret Service Over ā2nd Amendment Peopleā.
If youāre denying, youāre losing:
- Iām not a Russian agent.
- I donāt hate Gold Star mothers.
- I didnāt talk to the Secret Service after calling for my opponentās assassination.
The well truly is bottomless.
Please proceed, Mr. Trumpā¦
I hope he starts railing against his detailā¦āStupidā¦they donāt know how to run downstairs and get a simple large cream with heavy Truviaā¦They donāt know what theyāre doingā¦Jeesch.ā
Let us now speak of Mrs. Trumpet the Third who knows from communication ineptitude. Sheād better bail his fat ass out or itās āto the moon, Mellie.ā h/t Jackie Gleason.
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump says his wife Melania will hold a news conference in the coming weeks to address press speculation that she may have entered the United States to work illegally.
Donāt hold your breath, darlinkā¦
And so the story continues into at least another day because this alleged Svengali of the media cannot, under any circumstances, even when it would benefit him greatly, keep his fucking mouth shut.
You knowā¦itās beautiful!
Ooh, if we could only figure out a way where he is forced to insist āI am not a witchā ! 
Man tried to scale Trump Tower today because he heard when he got to the top thereād be a free taco bowl waiting (courtesy of Twitter).
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It probably wasnāt a āformalā conversationā¦ it was probably more like one of his detailsās bosses taking him aside, taking off his earpiece, giving him the sunglasses-on staredown, and whispering to him to knock it off already.
Or maybe it wasnāt the NFL.