Off of which theyâll make more illegal billions. But at least they raided the home of âPaul Manafortâ because âheâ was uncooperative. The investigations will yield more content for more seasons for more illegal revenue.
Let me guess. Summary executions of suspected drug dealers.
The opioid like national emergency is how numb your brain is!
But what about the Dope crisis.
What do we do about HIM?
Mueller?
###Mueller?
President Donald Trump is officially declaring the opioid crisis a ânational emergency.â
At the risk of repeating the obviousâŚ
Itâs official: Marx was wrong.
In red-state America, it turns out, opioids are actually âthe opiate of the massesâ.
Trump: ObamaCare created this epidemic. We must kill ObamaCare and save my poor white voters.
Oh. Well, if he called it a crises, it must mean that he canât score any.
Everything is on that table after allâŚ
And no, thatâs not snark.
Trump, summarized:
âAs for me, I am mean: that means that I need the suffering of others to exist. A flame. A flame in their hearts. When I am all alone, I am extinguished.â â Jean-Paul Sartre, No Exit
Chiselinâ Trump is on the phone with Duterte as I type.
Asked to comment on Trumpâs statement, the opioid crisis responded:
âNo national emergency! No national emergency! Youâre the national emergency!!!â
I guess âjust say no!â didnât work then, and doesnât work now.
Trump 2 days ago:
âbest way to prevent drug addiction and overdose is to prevent people from abusing drugs in the first place.â
Did anyone ever tell Trump the old adage, âshutting the barn door after the horse has boltedâ?
Guess not.
tRump is the crisis that is a ânational emergency.â
Bone to pick, AP. I donât think âofficiallyâ means what you or Trump think it means. âOfficiallyâ declaring a national emergency doesnât mean something Prez said or tweeted in passing, it means that he signed a declaration of emergency. No evidence of that in your coverage or others to my knowledge, so you can drop the âofficially.â
People Taking Opioids Because Trump Crisis A âNational Emergencyâ
Clever.
Squirrel!
Sessions has no doubt been salivating for this one.