Discussion: Trump Declares Himself The 'Law And Order Candidate'

He wants to perform in Law and Order is what he means, then he goes out on a limb and says this…

This morning I offer my thoughts and prayers for all of the victims’ families,

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Later in the same speech he declared himself to be the walrus.

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I’m confused wasn’t that another white lazy guy who ran for President awhile back?

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Trump has no respect for the rule of law, more specifically the Constitution, in that his deportation policy is unconstitutional on its face, and his willingness to default on US debt as a bargaining tool, would result in extreme disorder and chaos.

So Trumpism is really Up is down-ism.

So basically reality means nothing to him.

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No Koo Koo Kachoo?

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The lawn order candidate.

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TRuMp WILL make AMERICA SAfe again. HE is ABOUT the laws and ORDer. HE will rise ALL SHips, GOOD regular law-abiding PEOPLE and THE black as WELL. THE Bad MExicans WILL BE WALLED in ANd sO THE MExicANs can deaL wiTH THEIR rapEY MURderers. DEMOnrat LIBtards CAN sIT on a STICK anD SPIN!!!11!!11!one!!1!1!!!

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Which is patently absurd. Everybody knows the walrus was Paul.

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Fixed inline. “Crazy” meaning paranoid and narcissistic in both cases, although I think a strong case can be made that Nixon’s was much less developed than Trump’s is at this stage of the campaign.

Yes, Trump loves stealing slogans from previous campaigns whose candidates and ideas he most admires. See also “America First”.

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Donnie doesn’t seem tough enough to take on Mariska Hargitay…

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(ETA: Internet is amazingly quick to respond…)

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Since he wants to make an explicit claim to the mantle of George Wallace, I’d like to bring back the classic spelling of that phrase from back in 1968: Lawn Ordure.

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He could play the Fred Thompson character and plug Trump Reverse Mortgages. Or was that another in the Law and Order franchise?

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Nice job, Donald, you hadn’t been quite reminiscent enough of Nixon and Wallace before now.

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If a dam collapses in Montana next week and kills 39 people he’ll suddenly be the “Infrastructure Candidate”. Ben & Jerry think they have flavors, hah!!

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The last candidate to declare himself the law and order candidate was Richard Nixon. That worked out well, didn’t it?

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Okay by me. Most of their high-profile guest stars end up in prison…

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Man, I can’t wait for the debates. Anyone who thinks this sort of misinformed, pandering, demagoguery schlock is going to fly with HRC sitting there talking sense is in for a rude awakening. The only reason it flew in the GOP/Teatroll debates was because they were all doing it…he was just doing it the best. If HRC can manage to maintain her composure and avoid the temptation to bend the truth or avoid facts or wax demagogic, it’s going to be a juxtaposition that utterly fucking destroys this twerp.

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In the immortal words of Garth: if he were an ice cream flavor, he’d be Pralines 'n Dick

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