“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”
~ Dan Quayle
President Donald Trump admitted to being under investigation Friday, in a perplexing tweet that assigned blame for the investigation to “the man who told me to fire the FBI Director.”
Marc Kazowitz?
I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt
??? “What did the man look like, Donald?”
EDIT: Must be Rosenstein…
You have to think Rosenstein but really it’s the eternal overarching Someone Else who’s to blame. Always someone else. Contemptible, this pathetic sniveling wretch.
“Show us on the doll…”
Divining Trump’s actions is a fruitless task. He’s possessed of marginal intellect and is consumed by numerous damaging psychological pathologies. It’s like trying to rein in a rabid dog; the poor creature is sick, confused and lashes out at whatever motion catches its eye. The only there there is an inscrutable conglomeration of insane stupidity too dense to penetrate.
Emolument? EMOLUMENT?? YOU’RE the Emolument!!
The Tainter-in-Chief taints or is that tweets? Paging Nancy Drew…
I’m not going to take my eyes off this gif all day.
Obama’s fault…
His cigarette is following me around the room!
Trump: Mind is just a state of mind. I have many many minds but never mind.
Perhaps Trump is laying the groundwork for firing Rosenstein? That will send a message to those beneath Rosenstein before he asks one of them to fire Mueller?
Anyone seen Melania or Barron in the last 24 hours? Could they be tied up in a linen closet?
I thought Jared privately told him to fire Comey? But I actually think it’s Rosenstein being thrown under this particular bus.
I had the weirdest dream about turtles last night… turtles. all the way down.
ETA:
I fired my way into this mess and I’ll fire my way out of it!
Reaction to seeing Mitch’s moobs through that old Polo shirt last night?